Japanese Pickup Lines
By LOLriffic Stuff
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Want to talk to that cute Japanese exchange student from class, but feeling self-conscious of your own Japanese speaking skills? Don't let the language barrier block you from meeting new, interesting and sexy people!
Whether you're a Japanese speaking hotshot or don't know the difference between gari and geisha, take your Japanese socializing skills one step further with the Japanese Pickup Lines interactive language tutor, from the makers of Japanese for Beginners and Crazy Japanese!
Master the sensual side of the Japanese language the fast and easy way with this awesome free language tutor! Our sexy audio guide teaches you how by reciting a number of Japanese social icebreakers and other conversation starters-- helping you make the ultimate first impression with the Sailor Moon-watching cutie or the Pachinko-playing stud.
Just some of the awesome things you will be able to do:
Impress that cute girl who sits behind you in Japanese class.
Engage in conversation with others over teppenyaki or shabu-shabu
Become popular with the local anime club.
Introduce yourself to the hot Japanese bartender in the club or game hall.
Find true love with a Japanese geisha.
So leave your Japanese dictionary in the desk. Forget about that crappy translation website that messes up even the simplest of phrases. All you do is shake and one of several insane Japanese phrases will appear on screen with an accompanying vocal cue. Shake, listen, recite, repeat. It's so easy, you'd think you're standing in a bustling Japanese metropolis such as Tokyo or Osaka right now!
And best of all: it's entirely free!
I tried this on my girlfriend who does not know any Japanese. I told her that she was sexy in Japanese and she did not get it. I told her to get this free app to find out. When I went back to school, she told me how sweet I was and that is the story of how I got my first kiss.
Thank you guys so much!! I would reccomend this app to everyone!
The pick up lines are dumb. Nobody wants to meet your walrus. There is no way to scroll through the pickup lines and they don't stay on the screen long enough to read and remember. Swing to activate is the worst interface idea imaginable.
I knew it was a joke but this app is just awful. It's not even funny. Has maybe 4 lines and all are boring.
- Category: Education
- Released: Sep 24, 2009
- Version: 1.5
- Size: 2.3 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Adan Vielma
- © 2009 LOLriffic Travel Language Tutors
Compatibility: Requires iOS 2.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.