Jonathan Cainer Horoscopes
By Jonathan Cainer Horoscopes
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Daily, Weekly and Monthly Horoscope from top astrologer, Jonathan Cainer. Plus 'Thought for the day' and 'Find out about your friend!'. Get advice and information from Jonathan online or offline.
What's New in Version 3.2.1
Added the forecast schedule to the about page
I can't understand the good reviews
Seriously I feel I must be looking at a totally different app based on the reviews for this. The monthly forecasts are okay, the weekly ones are barely passable, and the daily ones are entirely useless.
Every very short paragraph "reading" ends with a variant of "What do you want to know about? Money? Love? Give me money and I can tell you it all!" with a link to a subscription page. And the readings themselves just give really vague stories that I guess are meant to apply to me for that day? Like mine for today was just about how the crime rate has been dropping in recent years possibly because they've stopped poisoning the air quality so much. With no explanation for how in the hell that applies to me or what planets and aspects are causing my current state. Useless information.
I don't know what other reviewers are reading to say that these are "scary accurate" because I don't even know what this guy is trying to communicate. The monthlys are a little better because they at least kind of acknowledge planetary alignments. But mostly this whole app just seems like an attempt to advertise his business which is fine but it doesn't make it actually usable.
I've read Jonathan's horoscopes over the years on and off, but for some reason back then I didn't really pay attention to them and really didn't prefer the writing style back then. But times have changed and this year I decided to just look at them out of curiosity and to my surprise I find myself liking them more and more. Not everyday the particular horoscope for my sign fits me and that's understandable seeing that there are millions of other Sagittarius in the world. 😀 But when the horoscope does fit my situation it's pretty much on the spot and accurate. I do have another horoscope app that is pretty much my go to horoscope, but I'm really loving Jonathan's writing style and on point horoscopes as well. So I definitely give this a 5 star! And what's even more cool is that Jonathan has the same birthday as myself December 18th 😃
Keep up the great work!!!
My favorite astrologer
I have subscribed to JCainer at least 5 years ago. His predictions are accurate from my personal horoscopes, tarot readings, personal readings & relationship readings. They are worth every penny! Sometimes I will shrug it off & think how would he know me or my significant other? I can honestly say he knows me better than most people. And when I go back to listen or read any of the readings I have purchased it was on point! I've introduced friends & family who have all be amazed & impressed by Jonathan's accuracy. I wish to meet him one day to thank him