JOURINAL is the Journal for the Urinal! Read and LISTEN to U.S., world, sports, politics and entertainment news, and more! Hands-free operation ensures a hygienic environment! Great for bars, restaurants or even in your car or home! Totally hands-free news read to you, from a variety of sources including CNN, CBS, People, and more!
For best results, mount your iPad (or iPhone or iPod touch) on the bathroom wall behind a plexiglass or similar cover, connected to a power supply.
Now you can change the talking avatar/voice just by tapping on the speaker!
Enhanced interface, major rewrite!
Ratings and Reviews
Yep, sounds like Siri!
I got to admit, I bought this app just so I could hear Siri say something other than, "Would you like me to look that up on the web for you?" This really does sound like Siri's partched and pinched abrasive voice. You know, the one we all love so much. But here she's not responding to your commands, at least not like in the phone in general.
What she will do is listen for words like "news", "world news", "tech", etc. Then she reads a little one-liner headline, and stops. A complete sentence related to the headline scrolls slowly across the bottom, and then it stops to.
No, there's no link to a full in-depth article here. But hey, it's for reading at the urinal! Come on guys, how long you going to stand there anyway? For those of you who have figured out how to hold the phone and touch the screen while doing your business all at the same time, you'll be glad to know you can also touch any of the six little buttons on the screen to get a new topic headline read by Siri.
Tap here, tap there, listen a little, read a little, shake a little, and you're done. This app is no more or no less. I'll give it four stars because it's cute, but it's pretty useless for anything more than an overview.
- No Tie, LLC
- 24.1 MB
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 12+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
- Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- © No Tie, LLC
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.