Lock and Load! It's time to Kick Ass. Grab your machine-gun, flamethrower, rocket launcher and grenades. Assault the enemy bases and free commandos to join your team while you destroy everything in sight.
The enemy has grown bold in spreading their highly-addictive Krystal Yayo across the global, which is turning everyone into mindless, zombie like hordes. If the enemy is not stopped soon and all the Krystal Yayo destroyed, the world as we know it will be no more. You have been chosen to lead the ultimate mission across the global to rescue your comrades, wipe out all of the enemy's production of Krystal Yayo, and kill everyone else you encounter!
Good luck commando!
Not ready to join the Kick Ass Commandos yet? Checkout what these frontline reporters had to say:
TOUCH ARCADE "GAME OF THE WEEK"
"Kick Ass Commandos definitely has that 'just one more go' special sauce, and with its near constant action, explosions, and gore it's a wild ride that's definitely worth taking." - TouchArcade
APP SPY "THURSDAY FIND"
"If you're looking for a sharp-edged blaster that almost begs to be picked up and played, then you're going to love everything that Kick Ass Commandos has to offer." - AppSpy
APP ADVICE - 9.1
"Kick Ass Commandos is an intense and insanely fun dual-stick shooter packed with explosions for days." - AppAdvice
APP REVIEW TODAY - 9.1
"Kick Ass Commandos is a dual-stick action shooter that makes you feel like "Rambo." If you enjoyed games like Soul Knight and The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, then you will love what Kick Ass Commandos has to offer." - App Review Today
POCKET GAMER - 8/10
"When it comes to thick and juicy shooting, you'd be hard pressed to find anything better that's hit the App Store this year" and "You're unlikely to find a better retro arcade blaster anywhere. And that's high praise indeed." - Pocket Gamer
Still need convincing private? Checkout these kick ass features!
UNIQUE MISSION PACKS
Each mission pack has a unique theme including deadly jungles, frozen arctic tundra, and scorching desert wastelands.
Rescue special commandos to add them to your unit which you can use on future missions.
UPGRADE AND CUSTOMIZE COMMANDOS
Send your commandos out on missions to earn upgrade points which you can use to customize your commandos to your liking.
Do you love explosions? Awesome, so do we! You can blow up all sorts of stuff on the missions. Want to see what a rocket launcher does to a palm tree or a grenade to tank? The power is in your hands, or should we say weapon?
TONS OF ENEMY VEHICLES TO DESTROY
Tanks, sniper towers, gunboats, snowmobiles, and attack helicopters to name a few. If you can dream it, you can destroy it!
BADASS BOSSES GALORE
The game is full of tough, badass bosses including:
* The Rocket Brothers who are big ballin’ twin brothers who both wield multi-shot rocket launchers!
* Killer Yeti Warriors who will stop at nothing to eat your heart while it is still beating in your chest.
* Giant, genetically engineered Alligators - need we say more?
* Corpus Natas an evil cult leader who is on a quest for immortality by luring innocents with the addictive Krystal Yayo.
Gator Jack took over control of the app icon!
Also, some minor updates and fixes.
Ratings and Reviews
Great game - are knives broken?
Excellent game. I don't mind that it's difficult, but the knife levels are REALLY hard. Sometimes when I stab an alligator or bad guy, it works fine. Sometimes I just keep poking and nothing happens until I die. Even after leveling up, I may kill 3 or 4 alligators without losing any health at all, and then my knife seems to turn into rubber or something. As I look over steam version play through online, this seems to only be a problem on the iOS version. All other gameplay is super fun, but knife levels are extremely frustrating... Please check to see if this is a bug.
Edit - I figured it out. Knives ARE broken half the time, but there is a workaround. At the beginning of a level, try to stab a tree. If it breaks, you have a good knife and it will work fine if you do not release the trigger. If the knife stops working, run away and find another tree or box to stab.
Great game until the knife becomes the required weapon
This is a nearly perfect twin stick shooter with a lot of character and fun to be had, but the knife levels are so difficult that they take the fun out of the game. I've tried every strategy to make the knifes actually work and still don't know how I'm supposed to best use them to attack. Half the time they work great when going straight on and pushing forward with them, but other times they won't work at all like that. It seems like they work better when I'm in water, but who knows why.
Knife Play - Makes This Game Impossible & Frustrating
Like other reviewers stated this is an excellent twin stick shooter, EXCEPT for the knife play levels. I’ve tried both virtual controls and a mfi controller and it’s all the same-some times the knives work when they are suppose to and most of the times you’d couldn’t hit an enemy if you stabbed it 10 times. Contacted the developers via twitter and they pretty much stated that I need to dumb down the level.
As the game states(in game) it’s “unacceptable”; hoping the devs see this and fix this in the near future.
- Anarchy Enterprises
- 444.7 MB
- Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 12+ for the following:
- Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
- Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
- Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
- © 2017 Anarchy Enterprises
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.