
LINGsCARS 4+
Kempt
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31 Ratings
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- Free
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Description
LINGsCARS driving game is an EXACT DUPLICATION of real life. Learn superb and exacting lorry piloting skills AT THE WHEEL of a Zil 131 V8 nuclear missile truck!
Gameplay:
Collect Chinese Yuan in your rice-fund, feel the acceleration of the 6.0 V8 and power your way through traffic when you hit the CARNAGE mode. Ram cars. Too much crashing simply releases the missile and causes a massive nuclear explosion.
About Ling:
Ling (as seen on TV show Dragons' Den) is a Chinese immigrant to the UK and this shows in her driving style (she really does own a Zil 131!). In real life Ling leases brand new cars at cheap prices to big kids (ie middle-aged men) in the UK. But she says "even Americans can play my game, the truck is an auto. No clutching".
Ling says:
"It was hard to decide between using my little Tank and my Nuclear Missile Truck in my game, but in the end, common-sense won", she says. "Clinging to the rocket while swerving down the M25 is entirely realistic, as is the rest of the gameplay".
"Avoid the roadworks or crash" advises Ling. No driving licence necessary... "in fact it helps if you have never driven before", she adds.
"Anyone who complains about this game needs their head testing!", Ling warns. "It's a world-beater. Drive, Crash, Die, Win. What more could anyone want?"
Thanks, Ling. Great game. Death is not funny, so we would like to make clear that no one actually dies in the LINGsCARS game.
LINGsCARS driving game bears no resemblance whatsoever to “Stunt Guy - The Getaway”. Apart from any similarities.
Gameplay:
Collect Chinese Yuan in your rice-fund, feel the acceleration of the 6.0 V8 and power your way through traffic when you hit the CARNAGE mode. Ram cars. Too much crashing simply releases the missile and causes a massive nuclear explosion.
About Ling:
Ling (as seen on TV show Dragons' Den) is a Chinese immigrant to the UK and this shows in her driving style (she really does own a Zil 131!). In real life Ling leases brand new cars at cheap prices to big kids (ie middle-aged men) in the UK. But she says "even Americans can play my game, the truck is an auto. No clutching".
Ling says:
"It was hard to decide between using my little Tank and my Nuclear Missile Truck in my game, but in the end, common-sense won", she says. "Clinging to the rocket while swerving down the M25 is entirely realistic, as is the rest of the gameplay".
"Avoid the roadworks or crash" advises Ling. No driving licence necessary... "in fact it helps if you have never driven before", she adds.
"Anyone who complains about this game needs their head testing!", Ling warns. "It's a world-beater. Drive, Crash, Die, Win. What more could anyone want?"
Thanks, Ling. Great game. Death is not funny, so we would like to make clear that no one actually dies in the LINGsCARS game.
LINGsCARS driving game bears no resemblance whatsoever to “Stunt Guy - The Getaway”. Apart from any similarities.
Ratings and Reviews
Riveting
JesseBikman
As someone new to the fusion game/rental car mobile app world, this game appears to go above and beyond to establish synergistic platitudes. Highly recommend big time.
8/8 M8
Zecoriomgaming
This game is the meaning of life and is the sole reason I wake up in the morning. 8/8 is best
Awesome game!
bruns93
This game is awesome! More people should download this!
Information
- Seller
- Kempt Ltd
- Size
- 17 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
- Requires iOS 4.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
- Rated 4+
- Copyright
- © Kempt Ltd
- Price
- Free
Supports
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Family Sharing
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.