By Jake Levine
Open iTunes to buy and download apps.
Eager to win someone back but not sure how? Well now there's an app for that.
From the creators of BreakupText, "the controversial new app that everyone is talking about," introducing MakeupText, for people who regret using BreakupText.
MakeupText is a sure-fire, patent-pending, scientifically proven (not really) method for rekindling the flames with your ex- girlfriend or boyfriend. Choose from any of three options to explain your absence, and you'll be cuddling with the object of your affection in no time!
Can't wait for my ex to use this on me!
I've been waiting for this ever since my boyfriend used breakup text on me last week. He said he got eaten by a bear but I don't think that's possible because bears can't eat iPhones and he was texting me from inside the bear. I've been hoping he secretly got kidnapped by the Russians. Now he has the perfect opportunity to make up with me. I just hope they didn't brainwash him over there.
I accidentally lost my girlfriend while messing around with breakuptext, so I am so happy to use this app to try and win her back! She hasn't responded to my messages yet but I love the way the app makes it so easy to keep sending messages over and over again.
Saved My Marriage
If they keep coming out with these apps, I won't have to write another word! Looking for hopeyouhadagooddayatworktext and sorryyourcatdiedtext to come out.