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Matt Berry’s Sexytime Soundtrack

By Oil Productions

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Description

Hello, I’m Matt Berry and welcome to the only app that gives you an erotic soundtrack tailored to the intensity of your love making. The harder you go at it the raunchier the music becomes. Whether you’re placing your device gently on a mattress before the main event, or taking it out and waving it around down the pub this app uses the iPhone’s gyroscopic and accelerometric capabilities to provide the perfect sensual soundtrack. Not only that but by measuring your rhythm and speed my app will also judge your performance accordingly. Stallion? Love God? Whichever you think you are, Matt Berry’s Sexytime Soundtrack is the perfect tool for men and women who are both open-minded and competitive.

Full features:

- Three separate soundtracks – Expert Sex, Ugly Sex and Holiday Sex

- Measure your performance: were you faster or slower than usual?

- Enjoy my firm but experienced advice while you work

- Enjoy all of my erotic advice as a bonus Soundboard

- Share your impressive ranking on Facebook and Twitter

What's New in Version 1.2

- retina ipad bug fix

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Customer Reviews

Exactly what you need

Congratulations! If you're here, it means you are a fan of the brilliant musician-comedian Matt Barry. Well done you. Now get this app so you can enjoy the incomparable Barry in your everyday life! Bonus: you can also use this app to make sure your SO shares your impeccable taste in men.

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"YYyeess"

Good God! This "Application" is simply the tops!!

I love what they are doing with these tiny word processor/telephones in the modern age! What better way is there to spend an opening night after after party than finding someone's mash to stick your banger into? None, it's just the greatest thing ever, and a piece of piss at that. And now, you can just put your iBlower on the bed next to your bare arse and let the sweet, sexy voice off Matt Berry wash over you like a pond of peat on Candlemas. Yes, he doesn't mind if you keep your sportsvest on, or if you blind an eye! He's there, one hand on your lower backside, another just touching your bollocks, guiding you home where you belong. Let's just say that I did find a hole and I stuck with it!

Matt Berry’s Sexytime Soundtrack
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • $0.99
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 1.2
  • Size: 24.9 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller:
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
  • Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Frequent/Intense Sexual Content or Nudity
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor

Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.2 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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