Whether you're looking for that special guy or already involved with the man of your dreams, we all could use a little help now and then. And who better to get relationship advice from than a bona-fide Meathead from the Jersey Shore?

Years of clubbing and early morning taxicab calls have honed Meathead into a lean, mean romancing machine. He's got all the answers, even if you don't have the right questions. Just tell him what’s bugging you and Meathead will offer up his insightful nuggets of wisdom.

Some say he's all body and no brains, but we say he's the Meathead equivalent of Dr. Phil with better hair and only 8% body fat. So why not use his extensive knowledge to your advantage?

You can even dress Meathead up to fit your tastes. Not digging the white tank top? Throw on the pink one and let him show off his sensitive side. Day or night, inside or out, it's always a good time for a Meathead to wear shades.

No matter what your situation is, Meathead will have you laughing even if you feel like crying. And once his advice is dispensed, sit back and watch Meathead do his thing… a Fist Pumping dance party bound to get you out of your chair and onto the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Download this App now and get ready to listen, learn and succeed in love!

Awesome Features:
* The best relationship advice this side of The Jerry Springer Show!
* Hilarious writing and voiceover by professional comedian Tim Krompier (!
* Gorgeous cartoon graphics & animation by professional cartoonist and all-around good guy Noah Malewicz!
* All the knowledge and insight of Dr. Phil... with the muscle tone of a WWE Superstar!
* Universal App- works on your iPhone, iPad and iPod touch. A Mobile Meathead in your pocket!
* GTL- Gym, Tan, Love Coach!
* More exclamation points!!!
* Download now! You have nothing to lose... except the man of your dreams!

What's New

Version 1.1

- Funny new Meathead comments
- Bug fixes & optimization
- If you like Meathead Love Coach, please take the time to give us a nice review: it really helps.

Ratings and Reviews

Had me laughing


A funny app quite unlike anything else I've seen. If you like to laugh, check this one out. It's silly but there's nothing wrong with that... that's a good thing!


Awesome girl💋💋

This go e is ok I guess



It's stupid


Noah Malewicz
13.5 MB
Requires iOS 5.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
© 2013 Noah Malewicz
In-App Purchases
  1. Expansion Pack 1 $0.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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