Milk The Cow 4+

I saw this game on the App Store, 3 years ago. My friends were over, having a few beers, looking at the App Store to find some fun games. Udders caught my eye. I saw a game called “Milk the Cow” and decided to give it a shot. This game got me hooked immediately. I couldn’t stop. It was a constant race to get a better, faster score. I was addicted. During work, I was milking. During mealtimes, I was milking. When I was supposed to be shopping, I was milking. I lost sleep. So much, in fact, that I got tuberculosis and polio. My wife couldn’t stand my obsession with this game. She left me and took the kids. But that couldn’t stop my addiction. I was fired from my job because I was milking instead of working. I stopped paying my bills because I was stroking those udders. I got kicked out of my house. I was now homeless. I turned to hard drugs. I looked on the Milk the Cow leaderboard, and discovered what I looking for. I found cocaine dealers, heroin dealers, even meth dealers. Every penny I made from begging on the streets went towards drugs. It was what I lived for.
With one exception…
Milk the Cow

10/10 would recommend! When sequel?

I stumbled across this app recently. Need to play more before I get a real grasp for it. I want to say it’s at least good, but tbh it left me wanting more. As an insignificant background point, I worked as a ranch hand for a little bit. While I appreciate every milk went well with the cow milking app, it doesn’t happen so smooth irl. Sometimes the udder sprays all over than hands and sometimes in the face. A couple occasional mishaps could make the app more unpredictable and that kind of uncertainty could meet some user’s needs for a little something to spice things up.

I downloaded this game a few months ago, and it’s completely changed my life. Everyday, every minute I get a chance I hop on milk the cow and pull those long udders. It’s always the highlight of my day. I’ve also shared the experience with all of my friends, who seem to love the game just as much. Endless hours of fun, never boring. Although, be careful. Ever since I downloaded the game, all of my grades have dropped. I went from all A’s to barely C’s. I play this game when the teacher isn’t looking, and because of it I might not graduate. This game makes me wanna become a farmer tbh tho!