Find the Sword of P0wnz0r in basement level nine of Castle Mega-Evil where it is guarded by something really, really nasty. Fight your way back out, kill the Final Boss (tm) and save the world!

Discover wonders such as the Flail of Ultimate Threshing, Epic Boomstick and Bathrobe of Necromancy!

Defeat the Zombie Viking Ninja Pirate, the Wizard With No Friends, the Drunk Depressed Boring Guy, and dozens more!

Also, levels, XP, Mad Loot, what more could you want? DEPTH!?

What’s New

Version 1.6.0

Updated for newer devices.

Ratings and Reviews

2.7 out of 5
6 Ratings
6 Ratings
Richardf8 ,

A few bugs

Great fun, but . . .

One time when I was playing, a dungeon level (3 I think) was generated with no stairway. No way to end the game so I reinstalled the app.

Similar issue with character death. After being killed by the final boss, when I began again, I found that the game had not been fully reset, so I was at level 1 and wearing a steam powered exoskeleton.

SkyeLB ,

No stairs

Very cute game, but I got to level 2 and no stairs appeared... Reinstalling now

Frustrated ex-fan ,

Boring and pointless

The game is mindless for sure, but does not succeed at being mindless fun


David York
85.7 MB

Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
© 2016 David E York


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