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Mustache Wisdom

By American Greetings

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Will Mustache Wisdom change the way you experience the world? Uhm...Yes! No longer will you have to make life-altering decisions on your own! From this day forward, all of your most important decisions can be made with the help of an all-knowing, all-powerful, talking mustache.

6 ‘staches to choose from!

Each ‘stache answers your “yes” or “no” questions in its own funny way!

•Includes over 300 unique answers.
•Poke, scratch, tickle, and shake the mustaches to unlock even more funny sounds.
•No typing required. App detects your voice! Find a quiet spot, speak clearly, and wisdom is yours!

Easy to use!

•Just open app, pick a ’stache, and ask whatever your heart desires.
•Click mustache icon on corner of screen to change ‘staches.
•Tap circle on corner of screen to record a video capturing every brilliant second of you and your mustache’s conversation. When finished, you can choose to play, email, save, or share your recorded video on Facebook.
•Tap triangle on corner of “pick-a-stache” screen to reveal additional settings.
•And remember! Bored mustaches fall asleep. If your ‘stache nods off, you’ll have to shake your iPhone or iPad to wake him up.
•iPods: Because of memory limitations with the 4th Generation iPod, Mustache Wisdom is optimized for the 5th Generation or above.

What's New in Version 1.0.8

Optimized for iOS 7 with additional improvements and bug fixes.

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Customer Reviews

Not good enough for 5 🌟s

If you're a mustache lover, I recommend this game. But if you're not,you shouldn't get this game. I'd say that Mustache Wisdom is okay. Not great but enough to at least earn 3 stars. I honestly 💗LOVE💗 mustaches. But this game has gotten a little old. I'm not sure if I should delete it. But anyway,this game is pretty good but it's kind of like a knock off from the Magic 8 Ball app. Instead of a ball it's just a mustache that answers yes or no questions.


The first mustache is ok to play with then I got bored and tried the other 'staches. All the other mustaches don't work! Click them and they talk but no sound comes out. Then it freezes the phone and closes itself. No thanks.


First Review! I know this infant helpful, but I just couldn't wait!!

Mustache Wisdom
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  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 1.0.8
  • Size: 17.5 MB
  • Language: English
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Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.

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