My Horse Prince 12+

I had lived a dull life before I was given technology. I practically lived as if I were constantyl tripping, waiting for a fall yet never falling. And then I got a phone. I browsed the App Store searching for meaning in my life, and then I found him. The most perfect, beautiful faced horse prince I had ever seen. And then I stopped tripping. I stood still for the first time in my life after downloading the game. It consumed me. My family was worried for my health, and after not sleeping for a week straight as to never be away from my prince, I rejected what they had told me. They forced me into an institution, where I waited for the day I could be reunited with my love; neigh, my life. It didn’t come quick enough. I broke out of the insane asylum I was forced into, and upon reaching the outside world I came to the terrified realization I had no way of seeing my prince- then it came to me: I would rob an Apple Store. As I made the plans, bought the supplies, I anticipated the moment I would see my love once more. The Apple Store was easy to take over when you are fueled by passion. I robbed the store of every device possible and went into the forest where I would stay the rest of my life. Each device held a personality I could be with my prince, each one more in love with him than the last. With my 20 iPads and 10 iPhones, I was surrounded by the meaning of life: My Horse Prince. Thank you, developers. I can finally die in peace.

All my life, I’ve always been known as the weird kid, singing paw patrol songs all day long and showing up on my strange addiction. I found out, when I browsing the app store… I was addicted to horses. Hot anime horses, specifically… big body muscled hot leaping horsey horses, but not the scrawny omega kind. The big alpha. I saw him. For the first time when I downloaded this game, my Prince. Never once have I been able to find an perfect alpha. I knew this game would become a big part of my life…I told my mother about this game.. she gave me a very unsettling response. She told me that she’s going to take me somewhere fun. I packed my bags, and went into her car. She took me to a place called the adoption center. There was no internet over there. I begged the people who worked there to buy internet. They had enough of me so they took me to somewhere called the insane asylum. After just two day of not seeing my hubby alpha husband…I broke the door and drop kicked all the nurses and ran away to find my one and only… hubby alpha husband horsey horse prince. I made my way through the streets with nothing on but a gown, and I got used to being called a ‘crackhead’ for snorting my phone mic when he came close to the screen. I went into a mall where there was FREE INTERNET and we were united once again, we lived happily under the mall… it was truly a wonderful experience. 10/10 would recommend

8 years ago, I was a dull child. Everyone I knew had claimed me to be “stoic” or “expressionless”. I fell into a deep depression, since all the children had always avoided me for my dull self. A day later, my only friend had given up and left me, too. I’d cry day and night. I was always the odd child, and my sister was always perfect. She had much more friends, she was popular, pretty, and super nice. My parents would always compare me to her, so I had nowhere to feel okay. 6 long years later, I ran into the forest. When I was finally far enough, I took out my sisters phone. I had stolen it, because I didn’t have one and needed someone to call. I accidentally opened the app store, and that’s when I saw it. “My Horse Prince”, labeled in bold. I hesitantly downloaded it, and that’s the moment when my life changed. As soon as I started playing it, I was dragged out of the forest and into a mansion. So many people cried and hugged me, saying I was “back”. I was confused, but then I realized, people finally liked me. After a long time, I had friends and family to love me! My sister and I both got an equal amount of spotlight (if not me getting more) and love, and I felt happy. What once was an emotionless, friendless, dull, stupid, dumb, iwanttocurbstompher, and idiotic, was now beautiful, sweet, kind, smart, and cool. “My Horse Prince” changed my life, and I’ll be forever grateful.