All U.S. Army Soldiers put down your chem light batteries, raise your non-firing hand and purchase this app! Celebrate Army culture with the New School Army~ This app is packed full of Army humor, good to know stuff, calculator tools and polemic philosophy. Our goal is to enable New School Soldiers to be the change they want to see in this Army. Purchase of this app also comes with a free (optional) membership into the New School mailing list. This is a study guide for the school of life. If you want a promotion board study guide then get ye eyeballs to some other app. From A to Z we offer the best Army entertainment we can muster for those times you are forced to hurry up and wait.

Content includes:
Live Army News Feeds
Army Dictionary of Soldier Terms (What is an 11 Bang Bang?)
APFT Calculator
APFT Test Verbiage
3 New School Workouts
A Random Exercise Generator
11 Philosophical Articles
16 Army Life Hacks
The Barracks Lawyer (Humor)
5 Must Read Books (New School Book Club)
Army Divisions
Facts, Myths & Legends
Army History
First Aid (Inglorious Bandages)
Keep Up The Fire (A list of crappy-awesome Army Experiences like the oh so fun small pox shot)
Lists of Stuff to Memorize (like 8 troop leading procedures)
Nickname Generator (for your battle buddy!)
Our Next War Zone (speculation on whose next)
Pay Charts (bling!)
Quotes & One Liners
Ribbons Study Guide
Ribbons Quiz Game
Risk Calculator
18 U.S. Weapons
14 Threat Weapons
Zombie Survival SOP

Right now you are probably asking yourself, "What makes the green grass grow?" The answer to this question and more can be found within the app. This App is unclassified for unlimited distribution to Enlisted, NCOs, ROTC, OCS, and Commissioned Officers, students of warrior leader course (WLC) and Air Assault.

What's New

Version 3.1

Updated for iOS8,
Added new Icons
Updated Pay table to 2014 (Yes we know its almost 2015, DFAS has not published their 2015 tables yet so we are just getting ready...)

We are back in business so tell your troops about us and look for more updates soon.

Customer Reviews

Stop trashing the a National Guard


I love the app. That being said, I am a Chaplain Candidate with over 26 years of line NCO and Warrant Officer service in both active and reserve forces. I served with National Guard Soldier who in very many cases were far more impressive than many RA Soldiers I served with. Grow up a little.

Weapons info


The weapons need more info point targets area targets and so on everything else is pretty cool!

Great app


I live this app. Useful knowledge and humor to go with it. Can't wait to see more.


Polemics Applications LLC
68.4 MB
Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
© Polemics Applications 2012


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