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The top-rated internet comedy show on the planet now has the best iOS app on the planet! Now you can follow everything you love about Nobody Likes Onions on your mobile device, giving you access to the show like never before.

The all-new NLO app features ad-free and unrestricted access to the following features:

- Browse the show archives and listen on the go, including descriptions and pictures!
- Watch and listen to live shows and listener chat room as it happens!
- Stay current with your favorite NLO comedians with in-app Twitter feeds!
- Browse and post pictures to the NLO Photostream directly from the app!
- Ask NLO questions directly, and read answers to questions asked by other fans!
- View a list of upcoming NLO events, as well as appearances by NLO comics near you!
- Support NLO by checking out comedy albums on iTunes right on your device!
- Call in to live shows, or leave a voicemail!
- Post directly to your Twitter account and Facebook page about NLO events and shows!
- Get push notifications of live shows and other events!

We’re always looking for ways to improve the show and how we connect with listeners - help us continue to grow by spreading the word!

What's New

Version 2.2

- Fixed playback crashing issue
- Updated to latest YouTube APIs

Ratings and Reviews


Great way to access overdose content

Patrick and Adam have worked their fingers to the bone to bring us an incredibly smooth and useful NLO app...and no, I don't mean THAT bone. This app provides a great way to get to material from the Overdose, as well as randomly play past shows including secret shows and OD content. Thanks for all your hard work guys! Now we just have to get Patrick to stop talking about it and give us some more of them funny jokes...


Greatest podcast now has the greatest app!

Patrick Melton and his great co-hosts and guests from Hollywood and the LA standup comedy scene make for great entertainment and nearly endless hilarity. This app is a great way to experience the THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF SHOWS and the greater NLO world. Love it! So many great features!

Ted Conner

Finally Patty loses Denny

I used to get annoyed listening to Patrick and josh thirst for each others loins but now that the lovers quarrel is over with I'm redownloading this app and signing up for overdose again.


Patrick Melton
14.4 MB
Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
English, Danish, French, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Traditional Chinese
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
© 2015 Nobody Likes Onions


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.