By SeeFood Technologies Inc.
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What would you say if I told you there is a app on the market that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog. It is very good and I do not want to work on it any more. You can hire someone else.
Can't argue with facts
So as a fiesty young stud in the dating scene, I found this app very helpful. First let me explain. After ending a 4.5 month relationship over arguing and not agreeing on many issues, I have been looking for ways to back up all decisions with facts. While attending a game at Kauffman Stadium with a new friend I met in one of those weird Facebook groups, I was tasked with the duty of going to get a hot dog. This girl is a solid 9.5 on the hot crazy/matrix. . I did not want to mess this up over a misunderstand about concession servings. I visited THREE vendors before finding the PERFECT hotdog. After multiple scans, the app verified my purchase of a REAL hotdog. And obviously, this made my hot date in the stands ecstatic. Not a single peep about the food not being a hotdog. I knew I had sealed the deal. Then... when I went to take a selfie of us to brag to my friends... the app immediately determined my date as... you guessed it... HOTDOG. I left and never talked to her again.
Best Hot Dog Finder Out There!!
I have been searching for a hotdog finder on the Internet for years and finally I have found one. In case you're at a barbecue or camping and really need to find a hotdog in the area. You can take pictures of all your surroundings and find hotdogs in seconds. This literally saved me at least five hours a day looking for hotdogs in my fridge. I love hotdogs. And cats. I don't think I'll ever find a hotdog find her like this, I really hope they don't take it down. Sometimes I question what I eat, so this really helps me understand the difference between a hotdog and a Polish sausage. If you're ever at a hotdog stand and they give you a Polish sausage, but you ordered a hotdog, this app will help you prove that what you ordered was a hotdog and not a Polish sausage, which you received.
Dunno About This
Im not entirely convinced that the weiner detection algorithm for this app is truly optimized. I tested a coffee creamer bottle with the app to determine if there was any sausage similarity coefficient but alas the app incorrectly determined that my mammalian condiment container was in fact a hot dog. I feel like although the app had great intentions, it may not prove to be entirely reliable when I am extremely inebriated and taking hallucinogens (this is truly when you NEED a hot dog detector). That one small detail alone is a deal breaker for me. For now, I'll have to fall back on asking imaginary friends as to the veracity of my observations.
Also - I would like to suggest to the developer that we get the ability to determine "hot dog brand" because its important to know if your eating a ballpark, sabretts, or nathan's dog. Just sayin...
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- Category: Food & Drink
- Released: May 14, 2017
- Version: 1.0
- Size: 24.3 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Home Box Office Inc.
- © 2017 Brown Hill Productions, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.