What would you say if I told you there is a app on the market that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog. It is very good and I do not want to work on it any more. You can hire someone else.
Ratings and Reviews
Renewed Faith in Humanity
Once Hillary was elected I began to loose my faith in humanity. One day when I was looking through the app store to see if there was an app that could determine if my "Fidget spinner" was really a spinner, I stumbled across this app that showcases the potential of the human mind, technological ingenuity, and one of the biggest questions to mankind; is my hotdog really a hotdog? Once I downloaded this app I was instantly impressed. The graphics appear to be from at least 30+ years into the future and the app has the power of a quantum super computer. I thought, well, this is all quite impressive but, does it really solve the problem? So I gave it my first test. I placed a hoverboard in front of the camera and sure enough, it was not a hotdog. Next, i got my pomeranian to dab in front of the camera. No hot dog. This was it. Time for the true test. I placed a franks all beef hotdog in front of the camera and prayed. My palms were sweating all over my phone and my knees were so weak I nearly fell to the floor. I launched the camera, and to the astonishment of the human race, sitting before me was a 100% certified hotdog. Ever since this experience my faith in the power of humanity was restored and my life has been completely changed for the better.
Can't argue with facts
So as a fiesty young stud in the dating scene, I found this app very helpful. First let me explain. After ending a 4.5 month relationship over arguing and not agreeing on many issues, I have been looking for ways to back up all decisions with facts. While attending a game at Kauffman Stadium with a new friend I met in one of those weird Facebook groups, I was tasked with the duty of going to get a hot dog. This girl is a solid 9.5 on the hot crazy/matrix. . I did not want to mess this up over a misunderstand about concession servings. I visited THREE vendors before finding the PERFECT hotdog. After multiple scans, the app verified my purchase of a REAL hotdog. And obviously, this made my hot date in the stands ecstatic. Not a single peep about the food not being a hotdog. I knew I had sealed the deal. Then... when I went to take a selfie of us to brag to my friends... the app immediately determined my date as... you guessed it... HOTDOG. I left and never talked to her again.
Best Hot Dog Finder Out There!!
I have been searching for a hotdog finder on the Internet for years and finally I have found one. In case you're at a barbecue or camping and really need to find a hotdog in the area. You can take pictures of all your surroundings and find hotdogs in seconds. This literally saved me at least five hours a day looking for hotdogs in my fridge. I love hotdogs. And cats. I don't think I'll ever find a hotdog find her like this, I really hope they don't take it down. Sometimes I question what I eat, so this really helps me understand the difference between a hotdog and a Polish sausage. If you're ever at a hotdog stand and they give you a Polish sausage, but you ordered a hotdog, this app will help you prove that what you ordered was a hotdog and not a Polish sausage, which you received.
- Home Box Office Inc.
- 24.3 MB
- Food & Drink
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 12+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
- © 2017 Brown Hill Productions, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Family SharingWith Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.