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Description

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up"
- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -

"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign."
- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -


Game Features:

Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU

Real-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on

Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer

5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”

4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments

Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

What's New

Version 5.0

********** Sir Postal Dude joins the quarrel at your request **********

Ladies, Gentlemen and Unattended Psychopaths,

We finally know who’s responsible for the murder by the lake - it’s The Postal Dude himself, a very naughty gentleman visiting us from a series of games you claim you didn’t play. But we know you did, knowing how many of you asked for this character, you sick nincompoops! So there you go, at your special request: enjoy the company of a disturbing guest star, featuring the original voice of Rick Hunter! That is, if you can figure out how to unlock him ...

And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast. It has a brand new cast of movie-inspired characters, which will be getting even bigger with upcoming updates!

Yours truly
Vile Monarch

PS
Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.

Ratings and Reviews

Just like Monty Python

RascalPgh

Need a good laugh? Need cheering up? This is the app for you. You can create a great variety of insults for different scenarios. The insults sound like lines from a Monty Python film, especially when you include elderberries, the famous dead parrot, and fart referrals. Play alone, in tournament mode, or with someone over the internet. I had to hold my sides from laughing so hard at some of these insults since I am bed-ridden and recuperating from a back injury. This is lifting my spirits greatly. Worth the $1.99. Love it!

A Better Time Killer Than Most

ManstownMayor

Well, ya play against god on a level, but do you get to heaven if you win? If you can sus out the English grammar, and what the developers find funny, game play becomes more smooth. One can spend a great deal of time playing and not know they have spent a great deal of time playing. As it should be with a good game.

Information

Seller
Gambitious BV
Size
173.7 MB
Category
Games
Compatibility
Languages
English
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Copyright
© Vile Monarch
Price
$1.99

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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