Screenshots

Description

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!


"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign."
- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -

"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up"
- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -

"Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists"
- Pockettactics


Game Features:

Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU

Real-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on

Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer

5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”

4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments

Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

What's New

Version 5.0

********** Sir Postal Dude joins the quarrel at your request **********

Ladies, Gentlemen and Unattended Psychopaths,

We finally know who’s responsible for the murder by the lake - it’s The Postal Dude himself, a very naughty gentleman visiting us from a series of games you claim you didn’t play. But we know you did, knowing how many of you asked for this character, you sick nincompoops! So there you go, at your special request: enjoy the company of a disturbing guest star, featuring the original voice of Rick Hunter! That is, if you can figure out how to unlock him ...

And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast. It has a brand new cast of movie-inspired characters, which will be getting even bigger with upcoming updates!

Yours truly
Vile Monarch

PS
Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.

Ratings and Reviews

4.6 out of 5

29 Ratings

29 Ratings

Money back

Shay that one girl

Limited amount of insults people and levels gets boring quickly I’d like my money back

A Fun Time

Jozev

I was really excited to see that Oh... Sir was released for iOS. I recently purchased it via Steam. This is one of the most unique games I've played in a while. The concept is brilliant and makes for a really fun time. The humor can range from mild to downright rude, with the latter being the goal.

The only issue is that the selectable text is too small. On my first game, I tapped the wrong words. Unfortunately, this is very easy to do. Devs, please find a way to increase the text size or perhaps have a scrolling menu. Once this is fixed, I'll rate it five stars!

Overall, this is a job well done. iOS editors, pay attention! This is the kind of game that should be put in any kind of 'New & Noteworthy' section!

Cute idea but not very smart

Wade Tregaskis

It's great to see an original concept like this, in an otherwise repetitive app store. And it's a great concept... in theory, at least.

Where it falls down is the lack of correlation between the actual quality of the insults and its scoring system. I have a very difficult time predicting what it will consider "rude", for example. It also tries to enforce some degree of correctness in your grammar, but arbitrarily allows some horrific grammar while at other times rejecting plain, correct grammar.

But the real crux of the matter is that it just can't tell what's actually a stinging or clever insult, vs random gibberish. As such, this ultimately boils down to nothing more than a pattern matching game, with a very marginal amount of extra tactical interest in trying to block your opponent from building their insult, while you build your own.

Lastly, though more of a nit-pick, the game is a little too proud of itself with regards to its animations, spending far too long on them when you're just trying to play.

Information

Seller
Gambitious BV
Size
198.9 MB
Category
Games
Compatibility
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Languages
English
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Copyright
© Vile Monarch
Price
$1.99

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

More By This Developer

You May Also Like