Ow My Balls!
By Jetson Creative LLC
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#1 HIT IPHONE GAME - 4+ MILLION SOLD
Ow My Balls! is a complete entertainment package that brings top shelf kicked-in-the-crotch humor to the iPhone and iPod touch. It is one of the funniest apps in the App Store and the ONLY one that lets you kick a dude in the balls!
Kick Joe the Juggler from a ledge above the city and try to rack his balls on as many targets as you can. Ignite fart jetpacks to gain altitude and hit the most targets. Complete achievements and watch hilarious videos of.. you guessed it.
People who love Envirobear 2010, Sheep Launcher, Monkey Sling, Kitty Kannon, iFart, or Ragdoll Blaster should check this out.
THE CRITICS LOVE IT
"Ow My Balls seeks out the lowest common denominator of humor with unmatched fervor and succeeds admirably."
"Ow My Balls! is the Citizen Kane of iPhone gaming." -Eli Hodapp, TouchArcade.com
"Ow My Balls is totally ridonkulous! An instant iPhone Classic!"
"Absolute pant p******g hysteria! 100% Anti-Krapps Certified."
- Four highly addictive gameplay modes
- Unlock FREE Bonus Character "Lil' Baller"
- Unlock UNLIMITED gas in FREESTYLE mode
- Character pack includes five additional characters (available for In-App Purchase)
- 13 challenging achievements to complete
- 16 hilarious nut-cracking videos to unlock
- Global high-score system – dominate the leaderboards!
- Integrated OpenFeint social game system
What's New in Version 2.1
- OpenFeint has closed. Leaderboards & Achievements will return in Game Center soon.
- Have an iPad? Get the new Ow My Balls! XL
- New Soundtrack
- New Character "Slick" (Character Pack)
- Alternate Controls
Laughably Stooopid and Proud of It
I've been laughing myself stupid ever since discovering this game over the weekend. It helps a lot if you're a fan of Mike Judge's Idiocracy, and bathroom humor in general. This is literally a one-joke videogame, but it's leaving me in stiches. It's dumb as a stick and it's free. What's not to like?
The game mechanics are solid, the controls work fine and you can steer the character where you want him to go. There clearly needs to be more than a single level; there is a paid $1.99 version that features a host of extra characters, so creating a few extra levels is absolutely required. More levels, Jetson! And more Idiocracy jokes, too.
Have I mentioned that this game is free? It's easily worth a few laughs among friends.
5* game! Hilarious concept! 3* tho due to no updates in forever
This game is hilarious! (In a wonderful way). Concept: you launch a juggler off a roof and you make the guy pass gas to stay in the air, and if he hits the ground (or an obstacle), he yells " OW MY BALLS!!" And NOT lamenting over his juggling balls either lol). When this game first came out I was thoroughly addicted to it and still am! It's very deserving of a 5* rating but regrettably I must give it a 3* since it hasn't been updated by the developer in 4 years. NOTE TO DEVELOPER: I know you moved on to other, and different, apps, but please update your original app and make it fully compatible with iOS 10 and redesigned for the aspect ratios of today's devices. THANKS!
Funny and immature. Every guys nightmare!
Lol at all the overprotective parents. This is a freaking app for crying out loud. Anyways it's not that bad. Only complaint is its hard to control the dude. Game should reset its rating as most ratings are invalid for this game. Another thing there is only one level so it gets boring fast and you have to buy the characters. Good thing it's free.
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Mar 28, 2012
- Version: 2.1
- Size: 29.3 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Jetson Creative LLC
- © 2011 Jetson Creative
Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Top In-App Purchases
- Character Pack$0.99