Remote Masseuse - The #1 Online Massager
By Entrager Media
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One of the most popular XBox Live Indie Games, now available on iPhone!
Remote Masseuse allows you to use your iPhone's vibration to give yourself or someone else a relaxing massage.
Enter a Solo Session to use your iPhone as a personal massager, or enter a Network Session to find someone else to massage you over the internet. Browse a list of other Remote Masseuse users by name and gender. Let them provide the massage for you, all you need to worry about is putting your phone on whichever muscles need relaxing.
Varying pulse speeds allow you to select exactly the massage setting that's right for you... or someone else.
To ensure that Remote Masseuse is able to make your phone vibrate, make sure that vibration is turned on in your iPhone's sound settings.
A Lovely, Sweet, Naughty Idea
A 4-star rating because it's a truly inspired idea - and because the developers got Apple to approve a 'personal massager.' Nice trick with the app store who, we discovered today, rated the superb medical app "AnatomyLab" 12+ for "sexual content and nudity." That said, this app is still young. It does exactly what it says, and within the limits of the iPhone vibrator, does it well. We love the pulse function. But we see three places for urgent improvement - get busy, you guys! (1) Networking doesn't yet have enough users. Recruit! (2) There needs to be a way other than the networking function to connect directly to your lover. (3) When you DO connect, you need to be able to talk to them as you buzz them. That function would make this the dream app of everything sexy or romantic in the app store!
Does what it should do.
If I have to explain then you're a moron. Don't use the corner near the headphone jack to apply pressure because I think there's a moisture damage sensor in there somewhere...but it does work just probably not what Steve Jobs had in mind when he envisioned this product line and the developments. Gotta love humans!
This app provides exactly what's advertised. Totally hilarious. Well worth $1 just for the laughs.
- Category: Medical
- Released: May 22, 2009
- Version: 1.0.0
- Size: 0.4 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Entrager, Inc.
- © 2009 Entrager Media
Compatibility: Requires iOS 2.2.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone.