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S.L.O.T.H. - Systematic Loafing Offers True Happiness

By Jay Heyman

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S.L.O.T.H. is an extremely accurate pedometer app that measures every step you take. But unlike other fitness apps, S.L.O.T.H. encourages you to slow down, stop overexerting yourself and to simply relax.

The difference between S.L.O.T.H. and an ordinary pedometer app is the difference between a marine drill sergeant, a nagging spouse, and a helpful, encouraging friend.

• Step Counter - S.L.O.T.H. accurately measures your total daily footsteps. You will find this easier and less annoying to your neighbors than the older technique of counting each step aloud as you walked.
• Rest Indicator - S.L.O.T.H. Is programmed to help you to minimize the risks of going too fast, too far and too often. Cautionary messages appear for you to slow up, and slow down.
• "Take a Break" Alert - Should you ignore repeated reminders that you may be overdoing it, S.L.O.T.H. will warn you. Remember, perspiration is not a sign of healthful activity. It is a sign of sweating.
• Celebrity Encouragement - Famous names, from Neil Armstrong to Bill Murray to President Reagan, will share their thoughts on the benefits of slowing down. As Mark Twain said, “When I feel like exercising, I just lie down till the feeling goes away.”

DISCLAIMER: Continued use of GPS running in the background can dramatically decrease battery life.

What's New in Version 1.1

Fixed minor bugs.


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Customer Reviews

Funny app

While I am an avid walker, the notifications received after x amount of steps give me a good laugh throughout the day. It brightens the day!

Great App

Hilarious, accurate and helpful App!!

Oddly motivational

So I know this app was designed to encourage one to move "less".the comments at every few hundred steps are very clever.the same comments appear at the same intervals every I find that I actually want to surpass my last daily step total so that I can read new funny comments. I am actually moving "more" so that I can achieve this goal.

S.L.O.T.H. - Systematic Loafing Offers True Happiness
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  • $0.99
  • Category: Health & Fitness
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  • Version: 1.1
  • Size: 2.4 MB
  • Language: English
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Compatibility: Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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