Ski On Neon
By Esoteric Development
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* Over 8 Million Downloads! - Come see what all the fuss is about *
===== WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING (or TWEETING)! =====
- "Freakingly addictive! Ski on Neon is the most addictive game I’ve played lately." Ruben Berenguel of whatsoniphone.com.
- “The game is pleasantly challenging and tremendous fun when you get your timing on the slopes right.” Clinton Ferreira of AppAdvice.
- “Warning! This app is highly addictive! Neat concept, awesome music and it reminds me of how we all are all just skiing through space trying to catch some air.” Lydia2 via appolicious.com
- “Ski On Neon is the best game ever!!!!” shelbigogenson via Twitter
- “Seriously. Ski-on-Neon will be the cause of my high blood pressure.” Goodstuffsam via Twitter
- “My recent twitter neglect is due to my latest addiction: Ski On Neon!” Bearovski via Twitter
- “Amazing new concept but the difficulty is unmerciful!” OoOshii
LET'S HIT THE SLOPES!!!! - A high speed skier (with questionable fashion sense) jetting though over 36 unique and challenging levels!
Mastered all the courses? The 'Red Menace' level pack gives you the option of 36 MORE LEVELS for just .99 cents. New backgrounds, new achievements and new, more difficult, courses! Feed your frustratingly addictive new habit with the 'Red Menace' level pack!!!
Ever wondered what skiing will be like in the futuristic utopian society that is just around the corner? So have we!!! Our guess is something like this...
Rule #1. If you can't do it on a NEON TUBE, then it's not worth doing!!
Rule #2. Strange brightly colored spandex suits are MANDATORY!
Rule #3. Anyone who does things well gets to turn into a FIREBALL!! (Which is weird, right?)
- Jet over buzzing NEON and perfect your skills in 8 DISTINCT GAMEPLAY MODES! -
SIMPLE YET ADDICTIVE (possible familiar...) SINGLE BUTTON GAMEPLAY!!
Crouch and dive - Crouch and dive - Crouch and dive. Sounds easy right… We'll see about that.
TAKE TO THE SKY
Test your Big Air skills with HIGH FLYER gameplay mode.
RACE THE CLOCK
SPEED TRIALS offer fast pace and challenging slopes. "Let's get low, let's get fast" - Will Smith (Independence day)
BRING IT ALL TOGETHER
Test your skills with TECH SLOPES gameplay. Beat the clock and catch big air. If you can't do both, your skills need some work.
BIG AIR - OVER AND OVER
Bring your high flying skills to a new level with VERTIGO CHALLENGE gameplay! Rack up altitude before the clock runs out!
FLOAT YOUR A%# OFF
Master your in air skills with the AIR TIME CHALLENGE gameplay. The clock is ticking, you better stay off the ground!!
No mistakes allowed in the infinite PRO SLIDER CHALLENGE! See how many perfect slides in a row you can get, but make one mistake and it's game over!
STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
New 'Pass and Play' MULTIPLAYER gameplay lets you challenge a friend and compare 4 different Ski On Neon skill sets. Keeping it old school and forcing you to interact with friends in real life.
NEW SLOPES EVERY TIME YOU PLAY
Randomly generated slope EVERY TIME YOU START A NEW GAME. Never play the same level twice!
TRACK YOUR SCORES
6 leaderboards let you know where you stack up against your friends and against THE WORLD!!
Over a two dozen achievement trophies. Some are easy as pie, some are much much more difficult than pie.
So let's suit up and take a trip into what we, and probably Zach Morris and Marty McFly, believe to be THE FUTURE of winter sports. We hope you enjoy it. Goods as advertised…You will literally SKI-ON-NEON! "Welcome to Earth!!" - Will Smith (Independence Day)
What's New in Version 8.0
*Bug fixes and performance improvements
ADS ADS ADS
I played this game last year. Was addicting and fun. Re downloaded the other night and holy hell, there are ads that pop in just as you're supposed to play the game. I don't mind ads in games, except when they prevent you from playing the actual game.
It's deceptive that as you're about to click to play, an ad splices itself in, leaving you no choice but to click the ad, it opens Safari and then the App Store without fail.
I don't write many reviews, so take what I say with credence that it's a fun game with a learning curve and mechanics, but the ads and usage of them give me a dirty feeling.
TOO MANY ADS!!!!!😡😡😡
I only rate 1 star because there is too many freaking ads!! I am sitting here playing, and when I get close to the end, the ads pop up and I just so happen to click them!! Then it takes me to this stupid app that I DO NOT WANT, and it makes me mad!! Then I have to close a million tabs on my Safari. I deleted this game and I probably won't get it back very soon unless this changes. Until then, I'm done. It's just too much ads, that I can't handle. And neither can anyone else who owns the game.
Screw you for all of the ads.
Unplayable now with the addition of ads. I've had this app longer than any other game in my library. It has been while others were played and then forgotten, I always came back to this one. Not any more. Deleted. Too bad the developers opted for more money instead of a better experience for the user. DO NOT BOTHER!!!
- Category: Games
- Updated: May 20, 2015
- Version: 8.0
- Size: 16.7 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Brandon Storms
- © Esoteric Development
Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.
Top In-App Purchases
- Red Menace Level Pack$0.99
- The Shack$0.99