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Stool Scanner (Fingerprint Test)

By Shaved Labs Ltd

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Description

What type of stool will you pass next? What about your friends and family? Stool Scanner™ will collect a stool sample from your finger and predict your next stool!

Please note: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true fingerprint scanning functionality!

Features:
*** Doctor consultations about your stool health with Dr Funk
*** Post your stool results via email or Facebook so your friends are up-to-date with your latest and greatest bowel movements
*** Secret hidden buttons allow you to predetermine the result. Give yourself a nice healthy stool while giving your friends a generous serving of Bum Gravy!
*** Four-way multi-scan technology
*** Many stool types including the Cracked Missile and Nutty Lumps: Collect them all!

Secret hidden button instructions
- The 7 secret buttons are at the very bottom of the screen, laid out from left to right
- Use the buttons to preselect a stool
- Result will continue to be the selected stool until another selection is made

What's New in Version 2.0

*** Email your predictions
*** Glorious retina display graphics

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Customer Reviews

Creepy

I was sitting on the couch one day and then i saw " stool scanner" i thought this is awesome i have to try it, i downloaded and installed it and soon felt a sensation in my stomach. I scanned my finger and it said blobby bits. I doubted this because i had chineese the other night. I thought i would have a lumpy log by the way it was feeling right before the exit. Then as the bullet left the chamber, plop plop, out came blobby bits! I then deleted the app and sat in a fedal polition for six hours.

Update

Needs an update

Works

I'm in the bathroom right now and I just tested it and it works

Stool Scanner (Fingerprint Test)
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  • $0.99
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 2.0
  • Size: 7.4 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller:
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor

Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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