Take My Machete is an arcade beat'em'up action game from one-man studio Upper Class Walrus.
Slice and dice your way through hordes of Aliens, as you search for the missing pieces of the puzzle!
- Story mode with 4 stages and 4 bosses
- Endless mode
- Discover and craft traps to use in Endless mode
- Unlockable trophies and assorted fun items for your "Den"
- Collectible pets!
- Lovingly crafted pixels
- An epic soundtrack
- 20+ Achievements
Supports retina devices and the new iPhone 5!
Thanks everyone for your support so far!
- Fixed bugs
- Streamlined tutorial
Ratings and Reviews
Good for the system
Very good game. I'm going to make this short it's made in construct 2 and very good game for that. Good job
The opening scene reminds me of a poorly dubbed Kung fu movie where the lips are moving but no words come out ill update this more once I stop laughing
Super fun and cool art
Love the graphics and the awesome band! :D
- Rhys Davies
- 36.8 MB
- Requires iOS 5.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 12+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Simulated Gambling
- Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
- Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
- Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- © Upper Class Walrus
- In-App Purchases
- 50,000 Credits $0.99
- 250,000 Credits $2.99
- Magic Cape $1.99
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.