2009 XYZZY Award Nominee: Best Individual Puzzle.

Anything might happen to you on the way to the convenience store. You might even run into a guy handing out cursed ascots that lead you to lost fortunes guarded by terrible monsters. Can you nab 100% of the Hizkwelderbang fortune, or will you be lunch for the Eagle Beast?

What's New

Version 1.0.2

Added support for iPhone X. If you enjoy playing "The Ascot," please leave a written review. It really helps!

Ratings and Reviews

3.6 out of 5
14 Ratings
14 Ratings
Anon Ymos


Short, cute, and a rare success fail type game. Reminiscent of classic chose your own adventures.



Utter waste of money and time. COGS booooo hiss


Seriously? That's it?

I've played nearly EVERY one of Choice of Games LLCs products, but this is a new low. Granted, I believe this is a hosted game, but I've played nearly all of those too. Some others ate the dust as well, but many were pure gold. This...this is embarrassing. The stats just include a few items of interest, and that's it. The story wasn't even half backed. The characters are arbitrary and lifeless. The plot itself was oversimplified. I was able to finish several games in just an hour. I should be occupied for much longer with just ONE campaign, unless I'm speeding through. It just seams like no effort was put in this at all. I'm glad that I was able to get it for free before paying, but that doesn't change the fact that this game is not worth the trouble. And the paid version is 5 bucks?! I bought Steve Jackson's Sorcery! for only a dollar more and I got WAY more for it. Overall, wait for CoGs next installment, as this ones dead on arrival.


Hosted Games LLC
8 MB
Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
© 2009-2014 Duncan Bowsman
In-App Purchases
  1. Remove Advertising $4.99
  2. Restart the Game Once $0.99


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