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The Bard's Tale

By inXile Entertainment

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Description

80% OFF!!! On sale at a price so low, even Crazy Thorvald thinks it's crazy! Get it before we come to our senses!

★★★★ #1 RPG in 75 countries, including USA, UK, Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Russia, Japan, and China! ★★★★

★ Sync your saved games between iOS and Mac! ★
★ Includes classic games trilogy! ★

They said it couldn’t be done… a full-scale massive 3D epic role-playing game on iOS! See why it’s the BIGGEST iOS game ever made!

“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN

You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage!

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles

Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:

• 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
• A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
• A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
• Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
• 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
• Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
• More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
• Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator

But wait! That’s not all! Enjoy these great new additions in the iOS version:

New Features:
• Leaderboards—for accumulated Silver and Experience!
• Achievements—over 50 spread throughout the game!
• Autosave—option to save automatically when you near a save-book in game.
• iCloud Saves—option to save to iCloud, enables sharing saves across your iOS devices.
• Time-Savers—optional in-app purchases are available to pump up your Bard and save you time! (Note: All such items are attainable through normal game-play, with time and persistence, just as in the original console release.)
• Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.
• Supports 60beat® GamePad.


Universal App with Adaptive Rendering:
For a single low price, play on all your compatible* devices! The Bard’s Tale takes full advantage of your hardware to maximize your experience--including HD resolution and 60Hz video refresh on capable devices.** iOS adaptation by Square One Games.

• iPad4: 2048x1536 + enhanced rendering**
• iPad3: 1536x1152 + enhanced rendering**
• iPad2/Mini: 1024x768 + enhanced rendering**
• iPhone5/iPod Touch 5G: 1136x640 + enhanced rendering**
• iPhone4S: 960x640 + enhanced rendering**
• iPad: 512x384
• iPhone*: 480x320
• iPhone*/ iPod Touch*: 480x320

“This game is satire in its sharpest form” – Cheat Code Central

Play The Bard’s Tale today!

* Compatible with iOS 4.0 and higher on iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod Touch 3rd generation, iPod Touch 4th generation, iPad, and iPad2&3.
** HD on iPhone 4S/5, iPad2,Mini,3&4, iPod Touch 5G. Enhanced rendering includes: environment mapping, dynamic water surfaces, full shadow cast, and 60Hz display-refresh (with in-game “Battery Savings” option turned off).

Support:
We are committed to improvement. Please send support requests through The Bard’s Tale Support link below.

IT IS HUGE!
Please note: Installation over Wi-Fi can temporarily require as much as 3.4GB of free space on your device.

What's New in Version 1.7.4

Native iOS gamepad support - requires iOS 7.0+ and extended gamepad (model equipped with dual analog sticks)

Screenshots

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Customer Reviews

Near perfect

Hard to say anything bad about this game,I play it on a 1st gen iPad and it plays great,but yes there is the occasional lag,but the gameplay is do great it's easy to ignore when or if it does happen.
The story is typical save the princess,but that's part if the humor this game has and it has plenty of humor,the singing creatures is worth a watch a time it two. It's all tongue in cheek humor and it's funny.
The controls work perfectly and you have the option of moving the main buttons to a comfortable positions,which is awesome for comfort after all not everyone's thumbs come in the same size. So thank you devs for that genius option.
The game is worth the coin and the time.

Already exceeded my expectations

Someone says a game is funny, I raise an eyebrow. But so far, I am laughing pretty well at the satire and slapstick humor, thanks to a superb cast. The gameplay is a lot of fun for diablo and baldurs gate fans...its a dungeon smashing game so the fights are repetitive.

The music is fun and keeps the game interesting, and its nice to know theres cheap iaps just in case, although theyre not necessary. But expect a game with plenty of difficulty like diablo. The controls are only a bugger for five minutes, but one button gets accidentally pushed above the control stick a lot...i wont let that ruin the review though...get it while its cheap. Im having a lot of fun.

Lost me at fighting the giant rat.

I didn't get very far, the game seemed really stupid. I didn't feel inspired to learn the game controls by fighting a giant rat in the cellar. The game seemed really, really trashy and tawdry, and I am no prude. From the little I played it doesn't seem to have open world exploration, maybe it does after you defeat the giant rat, but it seemed so unappealing to fight a giant rat after being invited into the cellar to presumably bed the (literally dirty) sickly bar wench who, as all the bar denizens will tell you, has been bedded by everyone of them and more. Just yuck. I would recommend Oceanhorn, the Infinity Blade series, Final Fantasy series, Lili, the Room, Myst and Republique, way before this! Maybe it gets better, but if this is your starting promo- I don't have the time to watch it get any worse! Also seemed really sexist. Duh, I know!

The Bard's Tale
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • $2.99
  • Category: Games
  • Updated: Dec 09, 2013
  • Version: 1.7.4
  • Size: 1.44 GB
  • Languages: English, French, German, Italian, Korean, Polish, Russian, Spanish
  • Seller: inXile Entertainment
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence

Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.

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Top In-App Purchases

  1. Bard Epic Transformation Training$2.99
  2. Coin Clipping Kit$0.99
  3. Bard Training$0.99
  4. Discover Lost Silver Mine$2.99
  5. Bard Intensive Training$1.99
  6. Talent Boot Camp$2.99
  7. Receive Inheritance$0.99
  8. Best Bow: Ddraig Goch$2.99
  9. Bucket of Adderstones$2.99
  10. Pouch of Adderstones$0.99

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