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The Bumbys are anonymous performance artists who provide “A Fair and Honest Appraisal of Your Appearance” using nothing more than their charming wit. The artists have performed at live events all over the world using analog typewriters to produce a Bumby for those who have braved the long lines for their Fair and Honest Appraisal. The Bumbys proudly bring their art to users in digital format via The Bumbys app! You can now avoid the lines and get your Bumby anywhere or anytime.

Users will be able to take a picture or upload a picture from their camera roll, choose a writer (Jill or Gill), choose a language preference (if available) and submit their picture to their writer of choice. The writer will receive your selfie, group photo or picture of your dog, analyze it, and produce a witty and charming appraisal for you to enjoy and share.

What's New

Version 1.4

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Ratings and Reviews

Super fun


These guys are a trip. They rated me 9.2

Intuitive and Hilarious

Palazzo V

App is very sleek and easy to use. Just received my Bumby it was awesome. It's almost eery how well they know me but where I try to be humorous and honest about myself, the Bumbys actually are.

Witty wordsmithing


The Bumbys are so witty and insightful… I couldn't help but smile as I read my assessment!


Appcentric Software, LLC
69.8 MB
Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
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In-App Purchases
  1. Bumby $0.99
  2. Bumby $0.99
  3. Bumby $1.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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