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The Rules of Acquisition

By James Snell

This app is only available on the App Store for iOS devices.


A fan-produced rendition of the absurd "Ferengi Rules of Acquisition" known to fans of Star Trek.

This app includes Apple Watch support, so you can sharpen your wit & teeth at all times.

This silly app contains an extensive collection of the Rules of Acquisition, some are actually astute and others are reasonably offensive. The rules here are not official in any capacity, but strive to accurately capture those reminiscent of the show.

This app is a fan-produced and not associated with Star Trek nor its owners.

What's New in Version 2.5

This is a tiny update to better support more versions of iOS.


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The Rules of Acquisition
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
Offers Apple Watch App for iPhone
  • $0.99
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 2.5
  • Size: 21.3 MB
  • Apple Watch: Yes
  • Language: English
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Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity

Compatibility: Requires iOS 9.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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