Each week, Dan Cummins takes fascinating listener suggested topics and enthusiastically dives into time sucks about everything from JFK to the Heaven's Gate cult to the Zodiac Killer, absurdly and sarcastically sharing the best of what he uncovers with you. Time to get curious! Time for Timesuck.

What's New

Version 3.0.9

* Added FAQ page
* Added playback speed adjustment
* Added episode progress syncing between app and website
* Added logging and crash detection
* 97 Performance and stability improvements (roughly)

Ratings and Reviews

5.0 out of 5
345 Ratings
345 Ratings

My World View

First, I love your comedy. Second, I was hesitant about listening to your Podcast because I’ve never listened to one before and assumed they were boring. After listening to every joke Pandora has to offer to such a repetitive extent that I could tell the joke right along with you word for word and emotion for emotion I decided I needed to listen to “new” content. That new content became your podcast. Now, I’m trying to catch up on all the podcasts and I have been listening to them religiously. I left a comment on your podcast app, a tweet on twatter, and now this review. My suggestions are all the same. I hope you read them. By the way the comment on the app was actually funny if you do read that. My suggestions remain the same.
The Russian sleep experiment and the Voynich Manuscript would be awesome to hear your take on.

John J. O'Hara

Too much FUN, I love it!!!

The work that Mr. Cummins puts into the podcasts is amazing. I can tell that he cares, so I care too. Timesuck is the new radio station that is on from the second my car turns on until it turns off. I may like it too much, especially when I like the murder stories, it makes me laugh almost too much. Keep it up! When he adds his own version of the stories I am in tears laughing! Love the humor added to historical events. The entire world needs to think more like this man!!! Finally, the ‘Are we getting dummerest’ podcast is my favorite! Thank you Mr. Cummins for your time!


Love this master sucker extraordinaire

Loved your comedy going way back. Really enjoy the layout of your podcast and the knowledge you drop to fill our starving brains. I personally do not like horror stories although I know a lot of your fans do, would love some more historical or conspiracy theory’s to get away from some dark content for a while. Very depressing to listen to on the way to work in the morning. Will keep listening, I just miss you because I couldn’t handle any of the Halloween episodes, because I am a whimp and would have monster murder nightmares. Keep sucking!


Bit Elixir, LLC
82.3 MB
Requires iOS 9.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
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