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Description

What’s happening here?

We made an app that's mean to you when you run or walk. It gives you fun facts too - but that’s for the liberals.

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Is this real?

As real as your parents' relationship. Unless they’ve already divorced, in which case, yes, this is real.

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What does it do?

Nothing really important. You walk and run. We track that activity and say messed up things to you.

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How am I supposed to feel about this?

I don’t know? I’m supposed to tell you how to feel now? Like, Jesus Christ. Why are you even still talking to me and not downloading the app? It’s free AF. What’s the hold up?

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How mean can the app get?

Pretty mean. But no worries fragile snowflake, we also have a setting that gives you fun trivia for the week.

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Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the app?

No.

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Basically, we’re like every other fitness app. We’re just not as peppy. I get working out is supposed to make you happy but Jesus, lay off the motivation already. It’s just walking.

Run or walk - it doesn't matter. Walk Against Humanity really doesn’t care how you do it. Just get up and move. We have GPS tracking to see where you went and to show you that your life has purpose. Customize your fitness goals to goals that you, as usual, can not achieve. Talk trash to friends and challenge them to competitions you know you’ll win. Earn badges for something you normally do.

- Track your walking and running for whatever reason
- Customize goals, then miss them
- Share your walks and runs for motivation
- Compete on the Leaderboard to give your life purpose
- Earn offensive badges for walking

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We are using the HealthKit to access your health data, specifically the number of steps you take.

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This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.

Walk Against Humanity comes with two teams for you to choose to walk for: Against Humanity or For Humanity. With this subscription you will get 2 choices of teams to choose from each month.
• Auto-renewable subscription
• 1 month ($.99)
• Your subscription will be charged to your iTunes account at confirmation of purchase and will automatically renew each month unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current period.
• Current subscription may not be cancelled during the active subscription period; however, you can manage your subscription and/or turn off auto-renewal by visiting your iTunes Account Settings after purchase.
• Privacy policy: https://www.iubenda.com/privacy-policy/7980603
* Terms of use: https://termsfeed.com/terms-service/02c328498fc20059bcf71fa87fffaad2

What's New

Version 4.3.5

We made some improvements to our location technology...keep steppin'

Ratings and Reviews

3.0 out of 5
45 Ratings
45 Ratings
cheapbast

Want to love it, but...

First of all I have been looking for a replacement for Fitbit since we switched to the Apple Watch. Apple needs to get to work and make it more competitive based. Thought that this was the answer but so far with only two hours into it I am seeing some software issues. The app crashes when either my wife or I try to add a picture. We send burns to each other but they do not seem to go through at all. We haven’t received a single notification. The biggest drawback is that I can not see any indication that we can create group challenges which is paramount for us.

Bisonhny

Reformed app

This app was suggested by a friend - initial sign up was a breeze.

Tried the app for two hours yesterday evening and my steps were accurately counted.

Will do a two week update with more utilization.

Penguinlover1998

Make compatible with Apple Watch!

Great app and great concept! However it doesn’t track steps very accurately, I️ feel like this could be fixed by making it compatible with the Apple Watch!

Information

Seller
Launch, LLC
Size
69.1 MB
Category
Games
Compatibility
Requires iOS 10.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch.
Languages
English
Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Frequent/Intense Horror/Fear Themes
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Location
This app may use your location even when it isn't open, which can decrease battery life.
Copyright
© 2016 Launch, LLC
Price
Free
In-App Purchases
  1. Exclusive Teams & Facts $1.99

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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