Be the life of the party!

Impress others with your mad skills in describing wine perfectly, every time.

There’s no need to be intimidated any longer by pinky-lifting, cravat-sporting sommeliers. Whino uses our state of the art Sniff-O-Matic technology in combination with our proprietary wine analysis algorithm to produce precisely accurate and detailed tasting notes for any wine.

Just simply hold Whino over your glass of wine and let Whino do the rest. (Note: do not submerge Whino in the wine. The Sniff-O-Matic technology must remain dry to effectively analyze the polyphenols and esters of your wine. Plus it will jack up your phone…)

It’s time to get busy living – let Whino serve as your first step on the road to fortune and fame, or the next step in rounding out your legacy of excellence.

Embrace your inner snob. And remember . . . wine is awesome!

* This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true wine discerning functionality.

What's New

Version 1.0.14

bigger font on description screen
new splash screen

Customer Reviews

5 out of 5

13 Ratings

13 Ratings

Sommelier's choice

Roger. T.

When I'm not douching up restaurants and fine wine establishments with my meticulous nose, I like to take it easy and let this app do all the work.

Highly recommend to all aspiring whinos. Sure to impress and lots of fun all around

Brilliant concept


I am going through and memorizing some of the descriptions. Gonna utilize next time I'm at a wine bar. The descriptions are amazingly written.

Love it!

Atl abs

I have gained the respect of all my wine snob friends after just one night. They are shocked at my apparent transformation. A must app, if you are an aspiring wine connesiour!


Mystic Coders, LLC
12.5 MB
Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
© 2014 Mystic Coders, LLC


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