Crazy and surreal point-and-click-adventure about a shaky relationship.

One boy. One girl. Two things in common: they are both trapped in their personal hells, and they want to get out.

"You. Me. Hell." is a classic crazy point-and-click-adventure and interactive story, with two playable protagonists. Tova and Tor have a shaky relationship. Tor lives in the future and in his own made-up-past. Tova is irritable, aggressive and dangerous to herself and every one else.

"You. Me. Hell." is not a game about saving the world. It's a game about a relationship, about how things can go wrong, and how they can be set right again.

"You. Me. Hell." is not a game for children. It contains:
* Strong language.
* Violence.
* References to sex, alcohol and drugs.
* Lots of screwed up humor.

If you get stuck, check of the walkthrough on:

What's New

Version 1.1

* Fixed party save file bug.
* Fixed spelling error.

Ratings and Reviews

4.6 out of 5

28 Ratings

28 Ratings

Very professionally done


Very traditional P&C style game. There were no flaws in the storyline, they covered all bases, forgot nothing. The cartooning reminded me of either South Park style or old Leisure Suit Larry games or Monkey Island Games by way of the speaking menus. And the jokes were top notch. The best part is that like the old Sierra games, most of the puzzle pieces were there within each section so it wasn't find one item solve, find another, solve. You might find many objects but not need them right away. There are more positives I could add like the different musical arrangements depending on what was going on. This was high level from many directions. C'mon, you had time travel, quests, and a lot more. Excellent.

Short yet satisfying


I think the length was completely appropriate for this game and was the best hour of game play I've experienced in a long time. The music has the perfect amount of quirk to match the story and I can't wait for more games from this dev! You can't beat the free price and there's really no excuse not to play it.

More more more!!


Omg I love these Biscuit people! If they made a new game every day I would get it, and pay too! The comedy is off the chain! And it's sort of like a Point and Click/Escape game which is my fav. Please Biscuit people...don't stop making these...


Jens Staaf
75.6 MB
Requires iOS 5.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
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