Z - HEAD
By Charles J. Carr
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The first self contained portable pet that will never die due to neglect or abuse because its already dead! Every boy and girl will want their very own pet zombie head this holiday season. You and your family will enjoy its reanimated variety of company for generations.
Tap the glass or use the integrated control panel to interact with the newest member of your family.
As you are well aware, 3 years after the so called "zombie infection" took root it was eradicated. During BCS's extensive cleanup operation we discovered that many zombie's heads were left living after having been removed from their bodies. Some felt that it was wrong to destroy them in their incapacitated state so we halted incineration operations.
After a few days of research and analysis BCS determined that they would make perfect pets. After all, there is no dire need to care for them. They are actually quite hard to kill. They provide all the emotional benefit of a pet without the heartache when that pet inevitably dies. In focus testing we found that after the initial complete and utter horror, most children took to the zombie heads quite well.* Project Z-HEAD was born.
It is our goal to get a Z-HEAD within biting distance, so to speak, of every boy and girl.
Fear not, we have taken every precaution. We have developed a secure containment unit** that allows for easy viewing of your pet zombie.
Of course, there is an access port at the top allowing your children to decorate their zombie*** and the interior of the containment unit to their hearts content.
Note: You may notice a few aggressive tendencies brought on by the hunger for human flesh and the strong smell of living brains found withiin the average household. YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT DEFECTIVE. After a period of time zombies become resigned to the fact that they are trapped and aggression subsides.****
Rot is natural: Keep the containment unit in a cool and dry environment to minimize the effects of this process.
* Trying to reintroduce a former member of the family as a Pet zombie tends to have negative results. This effect is exacerbated if the family member was turned into a zombie by a Z-HEAD.
** 4 out of 5 Z-HEADs are not able to find a way to get out of the unit. "Taken every precaution" is just a figure of speech.
Rarely Z-HEADs are able to escape from their enclosure. Should this happen please seek the aide of an experienced zombie wrangler. Do not try to re-capture Z-HEAD yourself.
*** We recommend that all of our customers avoid decorating the mouth.
**** For the most part.
Users agree to release Bioscience and Chemical Solutions Inc. from any liability for bodily injury or accidental zombification of family, friends, coworkers and other pets. Please use Z-HEAD responsibly.
Caution: In case of escape, destroy brain.
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Steven J Carr as Z-HEAD
Jonathan Luna - Sound Editor
Allison Braun - Additional Support
SFX - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
My kind of zombie
I prefer my zombies under complete control vs chasing me at a fast walk. So this zombie head in the box is just the ticket. We used to ask the 8 ball important questions but now we have the zombie who can answer any question you have, as long as it is a yes no answer.........watch where his food goes when you give him a brain treat.
In my opinion graphics are well done. Try it out.
What you'd expect from a zombie head in a box. A fun and easy way to get up close and personal with your best undead friend without losing a finger.