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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

by Ann Coulter

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"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts', is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive." So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament, thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career. Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter as well as hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

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First of all I love Ann Coulter's biting wit. More importantly, however, is her way of presenting facts. She bold and forthcoming. She doesn't beat around the bush, she isn't always P.C., and that is why I simply adore her. In a time when people are so afraid to voice what they truly believe in fear of hurting someone else's feelings, she is unafraid to take the bull by the horns and run with it. While not everyone may believe what she does, I love that that doesn't stop her. A lot of what is wrong right now is no one is willing to put their foot down for what they believe anymore and so we have turned into a "whatever" or a "it's not my problem". Vote, it's your problem, you make a difference. Stop violence, it's your problem, it affects your life. Help someone that needs help, guess what it's your problem. ACT UP, CHALLENGE APATHY!

Right on Point

Once again Ann has hit it right on the nose. At least there is someone that speaks the truth.

Why anyone intelligent despises liberals

It is always a pleasure to listen to Ann's acerbic wit.

In response to an earlier post:

Liberal World: Every action of every person (except the exempt ruling class) is legislated. All citizens are required to eat structured rations daily. Breakfast: 1 bowl of Musli w/ soymilk, Lunch: 1 Veggieburger, soy-cheese optional, Dinner: 1 portion of unsalted, unflavored tofu with 1 side salad w/ soymilk ranch dressing. Eating meat, owning a gun, heterosexuality or criticism of the beloved St. Obama or Empress Pelosi are capital offences. Freedom of speech or expression will be strictly monitored and all negative comments or opinions will be censored. Laughter, Happiness or Joy will be frowned upon. Have a nice day!

Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
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  • Narrator: Ann Coulter
  • Published: 2007
  • Category: Nonfiction
  • Provider: Random House Audio
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