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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed (Unabridged)

by Ross Patterson

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Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid; a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world; a package so large that it requires a signature; a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table; a shit ton of children; and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California gold rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey. But when the Schlager Brothers come to town, so too comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him. God help anyone who stands in his way.

Customer Reviews

Greatest. Audiobook. Ever.

The fact that real actors read this as all the characters was incredible. Ross Patterson is hilarious.

Brilliant

Great comedy for a man's man. If you're a man that sits to piss, you won't get it. It reads like a B-movie and I couldn't help but picture Bruce Campbell in the lead. I hope they make it into a film.

Freeeeeeeedom!

More American than George Washington!!!

Ross Patterson, At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed (Unabridged)
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  • Narrator: Ross Patterson
  • Published: 2015
  • Category: Fiction
  • Provider: Dreamscape Media, LLC
  • Presented by Audible.com

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