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Chainsaw Honeymoon (Unabridged)

by Steven Ramirez

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“In the form of Ruby, Ramirez imparts to readers all the confusion brought about by puberty; the emotional neediness camouflaged by sarcasm; the obsession and continuing frustration with boys; and the bonds female teenagers forge with one another.” (IndieReader) “Whether your favorite form is surreal, tongue-in-cheek, word play or hysterical, you’ll find ample portions of each to keep you laughing. The pace is fast, told from several points of view, and full of surprises that make for an unforgettable read.” (Readers’ Favorite) Life, love, and a few dead bodies. Just another day in LA. One year ago, Alan and Stacey Navarro underwent a painful separation, leaving their daughter, Ruby, to live with her mom and an overcaffeinated Shih Tzu named Ed Wood. People split up all the time, and most kids might get over it, providing they can still Snapchat. Not Ruby. A bright, funny 14-year-old who loves shoes and horror movies, she is on an insane mission to get her parents back together. But she can’t do it alone. She needs her two best friends, her dog, an arrogant filmmaker, a bizarre collection of actors, and a chainsaw-wielding movie killer. What could possibly go wrong? Chainsaw Honeymoon is “hysterical fiction” and like nothing you’ve ever heard. There’s romance, drama, and a creepy talking doll called Mr. Shivers. Cutting a breakneck, jagged swath across present-day Los Angeles, this audiobook hurls flaming balls of movies, music, horror, and comedy - like some kind of possessed pitching machine. Is this real life? Better ask Ruby. 

Steven Ramirez, Chainsaw Honeymoon (Unabridged)
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  • Narrator: Valérie Mirarchi
  • Published: 2018
  • Category: Fiction
  • Provider: Steven Ramirez
  • Presented by Audible.com

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