Embrace the Suck (Unabridged‪)‬

Milspeak: Slang for military jargon, troop idioms, and Pentagonese. 

Members of America’s armed forces have their own distinctive language: milspeak. Especially since WWII, soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines have invented and adapted their own slang vocabularies, creating a colorful insider’s lingo of bureaucratic buzzwords, acronyms, mock jargon, dark humor, and outright profanity. Milspeak gives a unique and touching insight into military life from basic training to the trenches; from the flight deck to the cockpit.  

This comprehensive field manual includes more than 500 colorful entries including:   



Voluntold: Derisive slang for “I was ordered to volunteer”. 
Back to the taxpayers: Navy slang for where a wrecked aircraft gets sent. 
Dome of obedience: Slang for a military helmet. Also called a brain bucket or skid lid. 
Echelons above reality: Higher headquarters where no one has an idea about what is really happening. 
Embrace the suck: The situation is bad, deal with it. 


Embrace the Suck is the perfect gift for the soldier, sailor, marine, or airman in your life - or for the Beltway Clerk* who yearns to speak like one.    

*Derisive term for a Washington political operative or civilian political hatchet man. May refer to so-called “Washington defense experts” who’ve never served in the armed forces.