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Holidays on Ice

by David Sedaris

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Holidays on Ice collects six of David Sedaris' most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last minute coaster or ice scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a van or police car. "The SantaLand Diaries", "Dinah, the Christmas Whore", and "Season's Greetings Greetings to our Friends and Family!!!", all previously published stories, have been joined by a trio of equally charming newcomers. A network television executive strong arms the congregation of a small Pentecostal church in "Based on A True Story". "Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol" finds a bitter local theater critic savagely attacking the various holiday plays and pageants presented by the area's elementary schools. And finally, in "Christmas Means Giving", two competitive families celebrate the season by giving the gift of themselves.

Customer Reviews

Holidays on Ice

I was excited to find this download to listen to at the gym.....typically I am a Sedaris fan but this was just WAY to boring...I was thinking blah blah blah the whole time :(

Laughing so hard my eyes are tearing up

The review of a children's play with no mercy is just too funny.

definitly worth the money

i think this is the most hysterical book. i love the way it is read. i actually will laugh out loud when reading anything by david sedaris, he definitly doesnt get all the press he deserves.

David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice
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  • Narrator: David Sedaris
  • Published: 2005
  • Category: Comedy
  • Provider: Hachette Audio
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