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Quickies (Unabridged)

by DJ Ass Maggots

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Description

Fictional audiobook of short stories. Adult content. Probably offensive. DJ Ass Maggots is a pseudonym for a doctor practicing Internal Medicine with an emphasis on geriatric care somewhere in Southern California. He lives a lifestyle of excess that would make most of his peers jealous - that is, if they knew. When he was born, when he will die, where he was born, and where he grew up are really not that important, but most authors display these facts. Well, if you really want to know, he received his MD in 1998 and his Internal Medicine Board Certification in 2001. He now practices hospital medicine and is the medical director of several skilled nursing facilities. But don't hold that against him.

Customer Reviews

Sounds like Kevin Spacey!

It's like Hunter S. Thompson read by a professional comedian. Funny and sad at the same time. Bitter sweet?

Imagine news anchor Brian Williams reading a sex orgy story called "I Like Smoking Crack."

And then there is this.....

If quick wit and snarky insight to a plethora of subcultures would sound like an evening well spent then I can highly recommend this read. If your easily offended then buy this for your friend or coworker that seems to always say just the wrong thing... That person will truly appreciate this author.

DJ Ass Maggots, Quickies (Unabridged)
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  • Narrator: Carter Jameson
  • Published: 2014
  • Category: Fiction
  • Provider: Ben Zandpour
  • Presented by Audible.com

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