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Seriously...I'm Kidding (Unabridged)

by Ellen DeGeneres

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"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" ---Ellen DeGeneres

Customer Reviews

I needed this book!

I have been going through a lot of stress. Today I heard Ellen say the audiobook was on I Tunes. I bought the book tonight and I have laughed for over an hour. When I get to watch Ellen's show, she always makes me forget the problems I am going through. If you are going through tough stuff in life, I reccommend this audio book. It just might give you reason to not give up like it has done for me tonight.

Very Disappointed!

I am a very big fan of Ellen and I couldn't wait to listen to this book, but I am on chapter 18 and I am beyond bored with it. Some of the chapters are pointless and last only seconds. I think she is one of the funniest ladies ever, but this book is uninteresting and honestly I don't think I'll even finish it.

love Ellen but...

this book was just a waste of time and money. funny in parts but didn't make up for everything else. don't bother.

Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding (Unabridged)
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  • Narrator: Ellen DeGeneres
  • Published: 2011
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