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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

The Oatmeal

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Description

In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

Publishers Weekly Review

Jan 31, 2011 – Social etiquette, animals, rules of grammar, and more are critiqued in ways ranging from the educational to the bizarre in this collection of comic strips from TheOatmeal.com. While proceeding directly from the newspaper strip tradition, these Web comics present observational humor that's a little more vulgar, a little more clever, and a little more likely to end up with the reader actually learning something than would have been printed in a nationally syndicated comic strip. The humor, like many classic comics, is based on Andy Rooneyesque shared experiences, such as "10 Reasons to Avoid Talking on the Phone," "How to Use a Semicolon (The Most Feared Punctuation on Earth)," and "How to Track, Hunt, and Kill a Unicorn." These are presented in a text-heavy style supplemented with basic, XKCD-like drawings. While the collection is erratic, some of the best strips—many dealing with cats—hit the universal funny bone.

Customer Reviews

Book might be a fine read but...

This book has to be fixed. You have to read it as if it were a PDF file, not an iBook. Also, if you go to the table of contents and click on the cover page,
the whole app locks up, freezing on an enlarger section of the cover. The overall interface is very clunky.

Awesome book!

I wish I knew earlier that this would be available for my iPad before I bought the actual book. D: Oh well. I'll just re-buy it when I get more money. :D

Fantastic Book!!!

If I could give this book a thousand stars, I would. The Oatmeal is a comic genius who had created a masterpiece. However, I own the physical book, and cannot speak as to the functionality of the iBooks version. To everyone who has problems with the iBooks version, just go out and buy the book and support this AMAZING author!

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)
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  • $9.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Mar 01, 2011
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
  • Seller: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
  • Print Length: 160 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.2 or later and iOS 4.2 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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