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A Fashionably Dead Diary

Book 9.5, The Hot Damned Series - Book 9.5, A Hot Damned Series Extra

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Description

Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks—hard.

But I’m not a weenie or a welsher. I’m a semi-materialistic, Prada lovin’ Vampyre-Demon with a bad attitude and a serious lack of cheating skills. If I were a good cheater, I wouldn’t be in this heinous position. I lost and now I have to pay. However, the price might deplete the wavering amount of sanity I have left…

So I’m turning to you, Dear Diary, to pour out my inappropriate feelings and murderous inclinations toward a family member who shall remain nameless. Who in the Hell am I kidding? I’m gonna name that butthole over and over on these secret pages. It’s Satan or Lucifer or the Lord of Darkness or the Dark Angel—or, as I like to call him, Uncle F%#ker

That’s why I have chosen you, Dear Diary. You don’t have a mouth as far as I know and if you do, I’ll remove it—violently. Please keep that in mind as I tell you all my secrets. I’ve dealt with talking books and walls and they’re a real pain in the ass. So if you turn out to be one of those, we’ll have a problem.

Sit back. Relax and get ready for a Hellish ride.
xoxo Astrid

NOTE FROM AUTHOR
Dear Lover of Lucifer, Astrid and all things Hot Damned aka Fabulous Reader,

It’s me, Robyn Peterman—the insane creator of the Hot Damned Series—with a little message for you.

This is a HOT DAMNED EXTRA! It’s short. It’s snarky, fun and it’s short. If you haven’t read Fashionably Flawed, Book 9, you will not understand this and it has spoilers in it that will mess up your enjoyment of Fashionably Flawed.

If you haven’t read any of the Hot Damned Series, this will make no sense to you whatsoever. LOL

Sooooo, there you go. This is just a little ditty that I couldn’t get out of my head and thought the true fans of the Hot Damned Series would enjoy. Astrid and Satan are two of my favorite characters and I could write about them for ev-ah.

Enjoy Astrid’s dairy of her month with Satan while writing his autobiography/romance.

God knows I certainly did. LOL
xoxo Robyn  

Customer Reviews

LOVE!!!

I love this diary.
It is a hilarious, fun, and short read.
It even got a little deep, which was awesome!
It was totally Robyn Peterman.
If you love the Hot Damned Series then this is a must for your collection.
Let's just hope Bobo from Finding Bigfoot don't get his hand on it. LOL

Dear diary

When you feel like reading something light and entertaining after you ate an amazing dinner and want to finish your read without staying up all night, this book is definitely the perfect dessert! Snark in diary form totally rocks and Astrid truly is my favorite book bad girl! And the epilogue....definitely the cream on that sinful dessert! Buy this, read this, Love Love Love this!

Can’t stop reading her!

Loved each and every book she’s written!

A Fashionably Dead Diary
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  • $0.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Paranormal
  • Published: Dec 01, 2017
  • Publisher: Robyn Peterman
  • Seller: Robyn Peterman-Zahn
  • Print Length: 70 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Series: Book 9.5, The Hot Damned Series
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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