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Alien Coffee

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Everyone knows aliens secretly live on Earth. What isn’t known is how much they like coffee.

Jillian lives a peaceful life amongst the trees and mountains of Northern Idaho. However, she keeps trying to drink her coffee only to find the cup empty.

When she discovers who has been drinking her coffee, it takes all her willpower to hold onto her sanity. The revelation leads her on the most exciting adventure of her life. When she learns about emo bunnies and the true purpose of snails, it occurs to her that her sanity may be lost forever.

A Colombian drug lord has an alien problem of his own. To make matters worse, the aliens are teenagers.

Aliens, coffee, emo bunnies, snails, teenagers and a Colombian drug lord all take part in this humorous sci-fi romp. It’s hard to tell which is the worst.

Alien Coffee
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  • $2.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Sci-Fi & Fantasy
  • Published: Aug 31, 2011
  • Publisher: John H. Carroll
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 84 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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