Alien Invasion ABC's
A Guide For When To Hide
Jeff Albrecht & Gary Kwapisz
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Forget about the NSA spying on you! Stop fretting about a North Korean invasion—you’ve got REAL problems now! THE ALIENS ARE HERE! The Greys, the Reptilians and Those-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named aren’t just coming, they’re in your backyard! They want you and your bodily fluids…and your pet gerbil too!
But all is not lost: you've got the Alien Invasion ABC’s, with Awesome Audio! Following on the global success of their best-selling Zombie ABC’s, the master of the short verse, Jeff Albrecht, returns with more side-splitting rhymes of the Apocalypse From The Great Beyond. He is again joined by visionary artist Gary Kwapisz, who adds more of his mind-blowing cartoons. Study it’s rhyming wisdom; linger over it’s prophetical illustrations and you’ll see what the creatures from beyond the stars have in store for you! You’ll learn all about their devious intellects, see their hideous strength and you'll quake with fear at the diabolical experiments they have in store for you. But you’ll also discover their weak points, the chinks in their amour, the flaws in their battle plans and you’ll have hope.
AND…with the Awesome Audio now available in this addition, your ears will be treated to 26 incredible sound effect files. You will BELIEVE your very life is being threatened by unnameable, drooling, weapon-bearing nightmares!
For the sake of all you hold dear, don’t waste another moment—get the Alien Invasion ABC’s—read it! Study it! It could be your only hope! Remember: forewarned is forearmed!