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The All-Important, Well-Fed, Giant White Man

A memoir.

This book can be downloaded and read in Apple Books on your Mac or iOS device.


It’s a different kind of memoir. Hilarious. Troublesome. Risky. Introspective. Revealing. And so wonderfully… human.

Brought to you by the author of the widely-acclaimed Single Dad Laughing blog, The All-Important, Well-Fed, Giant White Man will make you laugh as often as it makes you squirm (in all the right ways) as Dan shares his sidesplitting life stories, moments of incredible stupidity, colossal mistakes, and the awesome (albeit sometimes strange) lessons learned through it all.

This engaging collection of narratives shines a light on some of the most difficult and most liberating dynamics of the human experience. Dan recounts awkward childhood love, getting his bare butt glued to a log in the woods, setting his family’s house afire, ungloriously handling his first set of knockers, being ratted-out by his child, moments of douchey self-importance, and many other fantastic stories which will keep you flipping pages with wild abandon. 

Odd religious mandates, betrayal, childhood bullying, a struggle to feel loveable, morbid obesity, self-harm, family and societal pressure, relationship struggles, compulsive dishonesty, dealing with infidelity… All of it led, and often in such comical ways, toward getting healthy and eventually accepting and loving himself as the overly ridiculous, always-faulted, usually-laughing, human he is.


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Customer Reviews

The All-Important, Well-Fed, Giant White Man

Funny stories about life, family and being a real person. The kind of book everyone should have around to pick up and read a chapter here and there.

Well Fed, well done

First I have to say thank you from the bottom of my aching heart for this. It has come to me at a rough patch in life.
It has been the much needed laughter, which is indeed healing.
It has encouraged me not to see the bad in life as lasting. To look for the good and the lessons we learn and move on.
Thank you Dan for being raw. The humanness of it all is bonding.
This is a must read book everyone!

You Won't Be Able to Put This Down!

Dan Pearce writes with an honesty that makes "The All-Important, Well-Fed, Giant White Man" equal parts confessional and inviting. His funny musings make the reader feel like a good friend playing truth or dare during an epic slumber-party. One can't help but be humbled by the way he owns up to his past mistakes and makes no excuses for his wrongdoings. Pearce will give you the feels, the funnies, and maybe even help you feel a bit braver in your own life. One thing is certain; you won't regret spending a little time with this giant white man and his equally giant heart.

The All-Important, Well-Fed, Giant White Man
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  • $9.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Biographies & Memoirs
  • Published: Nov 16, 2015
  • Publisher: Single Dad Laughing, LLC
  • Seller: Single Dad Laughing, LLC
  • Print Length: 330 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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