Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
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Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than . You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.
But as perfect as is in every single way, is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to , and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!
It's high time we restored to the greatness it never lost!
Luckily, AMERICA AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Covering subject's ranging from healthcare ("I shudder to think where we'd be without the wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies, such as think-shuddering") to the economy ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're shipping them to the Chinese to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to food ("Feel free to deep fry this book-it's a rich source of fiber"), Stephen gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.
Man is a genius.
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Even the cover drools the Founding Fathers' nectar of the Americanism that they were born with.
- Category: Humor
- Published: Oct 02, 2012
- Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
- Seller: Hachette Digital, Inc.
- Print Length: 240 Pages
- Language: English