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Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies

Stories for Demented Children, no. 5

This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.


The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change.

Everyone knows Christmas Eve is the best time to attack the North Pole. Santa’s getting ready to deliver toys, the elves are partying and the reindeer have finished playing their reindeer games. Can the legendary North Pole withstand yet another attack? Will Christmas come to a screeching halt?

Join three stealthy fairies: Sydae, Araedae and Zannae, as they try to make life easier for all Sugar Plum Fairies. Will they be able to succeed in their mission? What’s happened to Santa? Will the elves stop the fairies from their task? And what secret is Mrs. Claus hiding from the world?

Caution: This story is not for normal children. If you have any intention of raising a well-adjusted child, this is not the right tale for you.

Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies is a short story.

Customer Reviews

Great story but too short

This story is meant for older kids who work and know what it's like to be oppressed in the real world. I wish there were sugar plum fairies in our world too! ✨


This is such a cool book! I love it! Best free book ever. I think it's great for children! ;) :) $$$$$$$$$$

Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies
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  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Fiction & Literature
  • Published: Oct 21, 2011
  • Publisher: John H. Carroll
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 23 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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