A Love Story
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(A true story.)
Meet Hola. She’s a nightmare, but it’s not her fault if she tackles strangers and chews on furniture, or if she runs after buses and fried chicken containers and drug dealers. No one ever told her not to. Worse yet, she scares her family. Hola may be the most beautiful Bernese mountain dog in the world, but she’s never been trained. At least not by anyone who knew what he was doing.
Hola’s supposed master, Marty, is a high-functioning alcoholic. A TV writer turned management consultant, Marty’s in debt and out of shape; he’s about to lose his job, and one day he emerges from a haze of peach-flavored vodka to find he’s on the verge of losing his wife, Gloria, too, if he can’t get his life—and his dog—under control.
Desperately trying to save his marriage, Marty throws himself headlong into the world of competitive dog training. Unfortunately, he knows even less than Hola, the only dog ever to be expelled from her puppy preschool twice. Somehow, together, they need to get through the American Kennel Club’s rigorous Canine Good Citizen test. Of course, Hola first needs to learn how to sit.
It won’t be easy. It certainly won’t be pretty. But maybe, just maybe, there will be cheesecake.
From the Hardcover edition.
From Publishers Weekly
© Publishers Weekly
Brilliant and at times hysterically funny.
This is the only book I have EVER Made Notes in!! A Very Human Account of Trying So desperately to bra Great Pet Owner... Why it is so important to The Animals.. The ones that lose their lives every Year to shelters & euthanasia .. Pets are a Commitment.. This Book Screams Commitment.... In the Very Best Possible Way.. And Amuses at the Same time!! AWSOME Book!