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But I Don't Have to Poop!

This book is available for download with iBooks on your Mac or iOS device, and with iTunes on your computer. Books can be read with iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.


Are your kids, nieces, or nephews learning to poop? Are they nearly there, but unable to make a splash? Then But I Don't Have to Poop! is the poo-fect book for you. 

Chock full of doodies generated from all corners of the animal kingdom, and packed with loads of potty sounds created by longtime do-do maker, Jon Fredette, But I Don't Have to Poop! will have your child making brownies in no time. 

Seriously, after reading this book your child will want to poop. Heck, you'll probably poop as you’re reading it with 'em. 

So what are you waiting for? Grab your special digital device, pull up some porcelain, and start reading But I Don’t Have to Poop!


"Definitely Poolitzer Prize material!" - Seymour Butz

"I laughed! I cried! I pooped!" - King Poopooindapotty

"This book is full of poop and I love it!" - Anita Gogh


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Customer Reviews

Enjoyed it.

It may all be about number 2 but it's number one in my book.

The illustrations are superb. The fart noises and other sound effects made me, a 34 year old male, giggle.

Learn about other animals who poop. Learn that even robots poop.

The book is all about poop but far from being it.

Funny book about poop

That was a funny book. I liked it. My favorites part were the dinosaur and the baby poop. They were so funny. And I be pooping on the poop deck.

But I Don't Have to Poop!
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  • $0.99
  • Level: Grades P-K
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Fiction
  • Published: Mar 01, 2014
  • Publisher: Chris Dunst
  • Seller: Chris Dunst
  • Print Length: 32 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book was designed for an iOS device and some features may not work as intended with a mouse or trackpad. To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 3 or later and iOS 5.0 or later.

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