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Coffin Riders

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The worst part about hell?
There aren’t enough towels.

Bloom deep-throats the barrel, and pulls the trigger. He waits for Lorraine to follow him into the afterlife, just like they planned, but she never shows. Death has no pay off. He drops down to the underworld, a place called Paradise Cove, an assisted afterlife facility masquerading as a cheap hotel deep in the bowels of the earth. A modern day Dante, Bloom searches desperately for a way out of hell. He journeys through the nine known underworlds in a mad search for his lady love to take the revenge he thinks he is owed.
Death is a spiral: the deeper you go the worse it gets.

From Publishers Weekly

May 04, 2015 – The protagonist of this nihilistic afterlife fantasy shows more determination in his efforts to escape from hell than he did in any endeavor during his life except, perhaps, his decision to blow his brains out in a suicide pact made with his girlfriend, Lorraine. When Bloom wakes up alone in hell's Paradise Cove an "assisted afterlife facility" and Lorraine fails to follow, Bloom realizes that he's been double-crossed. Hell-bent on revenge, he decides to become a "coffin rider," a serial suicide who kills himself through all of hell's nine levels in the hope of returning to the world of the living. As imagined by Bodden (Red Light Princess), each succeeding hell is more comically gruesome than the last, and as Bloom meets their infernal challenges, he takes pride in realizing that "I am a far better demon than a random, simple human." Bloom's adventures become a bit repetitive, but the reader winds up rooting for him, right through the surprise twist at the story's end.
Coffin Riders
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  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Horror
  • Published: Jun 16, 2015
  • Publisher: Necro Publications
  • Seller: Smashwords, Inc.
  • Print Length: 139 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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